You sure this is the right time?

By KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States

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Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
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Lukeloveshugs 8

Why didn't you just leave? its not as if she can follow you while taking a dump.

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FyourLifeDucky 2

lolol sorry im laughing at this, but damn that really suck so bad. :[

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diegosfml 0

i can imagine your mom saying "so when the bee falls in love....uuggghhhh *plop*...with the bird.

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gracehasanissue 0

My mum gave me that talk while I was in the bath and she was taking a dump.. I can totally relate, it's awkward -.-

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BelleBelle_fml 11

May I ask why you were in or near the bathroom while she was taking a poo, and why didn't you just walk away?! I'm trying to accept this concept, but it's just not right.

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Analeigh23 0

Moms, gotta love them. #69 wht a coincidence you like catching STDs and the computer gave u the number 69! Ur computer really knows you(:

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LaylaaMariee 0

If your just getting the talk... Then why do u have an FML account? Little young?

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blablabla_1 6

lol at least your mom didnt use her hands to show you like mine did.

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broomhildo 19

Well at least she did, unlike most parents these days who expect the schools to provide all of the information!

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