Work, Swimming pool and Kids: You swam into that one

You swam into that one

By ugh.. - 09/08/2009 15:27 - United States

Today, while working at my lifeguard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and yelled, "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML

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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50

Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML

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By fat teen - 05/06/2016 23:33 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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caancoha 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:23

Well, you went out on a limb.

lab2lb 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:11

i hope you kept an eye on her. i would not have fun trying to swim with one leg. poor girl. FML has turned into FAUX PAS CITY

Comments

binaryalice 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:23

don't be that bitch lifeguard. assess the situation before you have a piss fit.

binaryalice 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:23

don't be that bitch lifeguard. assess the situation before you have a piss fit.

MTBowen11191993 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:16

Its not a big deal. You were doing your job and its not like anyone expects a one-legged person to jump into a pool and start swimming.

Hockeylover87_71 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 8:03

so, it's not your fault, you were just doing your job, and besides, it's not like you could see that she was actually missing a leg, and not just hiding it

_qwerty__fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:42

As a lifeguard the op could have been responsible for the lives and safety of a hundred people at that one moment. Do you really think he was going to count the limbs of each and every one of them before telling them to follow the rules? And for you people that think lifeguards yell too much, we yell so we can be heard, and we yell so we can be taken seriously. It's not a power trip, we're trained to see the worst case scenario of every safety situation.

Malibufoxx 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:51

Ahaahhahhaa..........that's horrible but funny

O_D_I_N 0

Friday 2 October 2009 5:35

Why the Hell would she be swimming if she only had one leg?

wowmissysings13 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 19:29

i have one leg and i swim, surf, skate, and do everything people with two legs do so for all u people saying stupid comments about why she would be swimming with one leg, maybe u should think before u speak. we can do anything anyone else can do