You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

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Semi_Interested 3

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

YDI for having such an impressive beard. You should've figured it would get you some ass.

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hereinnc 12

That is what you get for having such an awesomely epic beard! No mere mortal can resist a man beard.

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KiddNYC1O 20

My looks good as stubble. Once it grows more, it looks patchy. I love you!

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backfat 6

A proper beard will always cause this. It's your fault for not realizing the true power of the beard.

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KriiFahMoro 9

hie ovyissly thut dad yu wur snata lal¿

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mhopper 13

I wish I could grow a beard =

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