Weird, Awkward and Work: You what now? - FML

You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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Clocked

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:26

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

Semi_Interested 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:23

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:56

I would have loved seeing that! Hahaha!

DKjazz 20

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:59

Somebody forgot to take his meds.

ryukk_fml 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:52

There is nothing wrong with a little man love. C:

DKjazz 20

Thursday 26 April 2012 5:29

Fair enough, but if a girl had grabbed his beard and proclaimed her love for him, just out of nowhere and in all seriousness, wouldn't you think she was out of her mind?

loserman67 35

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:01

There is nothing in the world more refreshing as love at first sight. He probably walked away dreaming of your manly whiskers tickling his upper lip as you kiss, then feeling them scratch against his thighs as you provide him with oral pleasure. Imagine the spank session he is going to have at home tonight! You have provided this man with hours, possibly days or weeks of pleasure. I tip my cap to you Sir, you are generous to a fault and think only of others!

TrentF13 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:03

He must have been talking about the small bump on your nose. It's very attractive.

Kir0v 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:03

Abort

loserman67 35

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:04

Noor, you are a hopeless romantic!

ddddddddg 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:13

That's....creepy

maryhellion 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:13

He must have been a pogonophile.

ayyemmcee 1

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:14

Maybe he's just bad at pickup lines, and that was his way of hitting on you....

Smileycloud 14

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:17

Is this man's name Kesha by any chance ?

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Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML

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Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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Today, I was having a Christmas Eve party and my sewer got backed up. Everyone had to go home and now I have to wait until Monday to get it fixed. It's a 15-minute drive to the local McDonald's to take a crap. FML

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Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML

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