Weird, Awkward and Work: You what now?

You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:26

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

Semi_Interested 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:23

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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broadwaybrian 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:23

Probably knew you in a past life....he was your brother that kept telling you to grow out your beard and you never did....at least he found you again

iteenlovequotes 19

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:24

awkward... i say shave the beard

Freakophiliac 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:21

Yes. It's tainted. What man would want it now?!

JCxParkour 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:09

No one can resist the power of the beard.

mdds 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:12

congrats on the beard!

MigraineurOfLife 15

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:15

Did you tell him that he was invading your territorial bubble?

TrueHeartsPro 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:34

Sounds like something Shaycarl would say! XD

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:55

the mental image that Noor just put in my head...omg haha xD

Heinousness 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:07

Noor, You are on my list of funny people for these kinds of comments :) Stay funny! Great mental image!!!

jasminesaffa29 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:28

he grabbed your what?

Sinkhole 26

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:40

Your beard is woven of heartache, OP. Your beard is good. Just a compliment for you…your beard. Just a compliment about your beard…being good.

justlikeme79 9

Thursday 26 April 2012 6:40

Yes! FOTC! Bret, you got it going on (;

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Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML

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Today, my husband woke up with the first boner he’s had in almost 6 years. He yelled for me to join him so we could have sex again like the old days, but by the time I was finished on the toilet and raced to get to him with my pants still round my ankles, he'd gone soft. We’re only in our 30s. FML

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Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

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Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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Today, I was driving to work when I had to abruptly brake to avoid a pedestrian who had suddenly jumped into the street. As a consequence, my parking ID was pushed in between the dashboard and the windshield. It is literally impossible to get it out before my shift starts. In other words, I'm going to get fined. FML

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Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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Today, during my online class, I was answering my professor's question when my older sister slammed open the door to loudly say, "WHAT'S UP CHICKEN FUCKER?" My class heard. I hate online school. FML

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You what now?

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It's the thought that counts…

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