Weird, Awkward and Work: You what now?

You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:26

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

Semi_Interested 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:23

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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broadwaybrian 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:23

Probably knew you in a past life....he was your brother that kept telling you to grow out your beard and you never did....at least he found you again

iteenlovequotes 19

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:24

awkward... i say shave the beard

Freakophiliac 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:21

Yes. It's tainted. What man would want it now?!

JCxParkour 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:09

No one can resist the power of the beard.

mdds 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:12

congrats on the beard!

MigraineurOfLife 15

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:15

Did you tell him that he was invading your territorial bubble?

TrueHeartsPro 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:34

Sounds like something Shaycarl would say! XD

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:55

the mental image that Noor just put in my head...omg haha xD

Heinousness 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:07

Noor, You are on my list of funny people for these kinds of comments :) Stay funny! Great mental image!!!

jasminesaffa29 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:28

he grabbed your what?

Sinkhole 26

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:40

Your beard is woven of heartache, OP. Your beard is good. Just a compliment for you…your beard. Just a compliment about your beard…being good.

justlikeme79 9

Thursday 26 April 2012 6:40

Yes! FOTC! Bret, you got it going on (;

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Today, my date was making remarks about “stupid illegals” and “immigrants are everything wrong with this country” because our waiter barely spoke English and apparently got his order wrong. When I reminded him I’m an immigrant, he said, “But you speak English and you’re legal, so you don’t count.” FML

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Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML

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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Today, I claimed I was pregnant to get back at my ex and the girl he cheated on me with. I tagged him in my "ultrasound" pic, saying it was his baby, hoping she would dump him. Turns out there’s this thing called "reverse image search" and he posted the Google page where I got the ultrasound from. FML

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Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML

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Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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You what now?

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