Weird, Awkward and Work: You what now? - FML

You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:26

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

Semi_Interested 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:23

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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xLIGHTS_fml 23

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:19

Did he think you were santa?

OffToTheGayBar 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:28

I personally think you should've grabbed him by the testicles, got in real close, beard inches from his face, and said, "These," punctuated by a squeeze, "are mine now. And you, you are too; you're going to be my bitch."

Freakophiliac 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:27

You've done this before, haven't you?

OffToTheGayBar 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 22:49

Yes, yes I have, but I got 'em from behind; it's much more terrifying that way. The thought of penetration will frighten most creepers away. :D Especially penetration from a... NINJA!

Freakophiliac 12

Thursday 26 April 2012 22:18

Ninja penetration- the most common death cause in Japan. True story.

Candice0687 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:29

you should look up the word creepy in the dictionary and I'm sure you will, find his picture next to the of definition of creepy

cherryllollo 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:35

ew thats not beard at all. i mean weird.

carolenaa 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:38

Do you happen to be Bryan Wilson ?

graphicstyle7 17

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:39

Thank you, fellow Floridian, for re-affirming how strange this state is...

c_bell18 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:46

Brian Wilson?!

silentblack 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:46

That was gay

eirianna 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:48

Omg that's hilarious! Weird people like that give you something to talk about for the rest of your life lol.

shawn2rc 6

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:52

And I'd do it again if I had the chance. Lol jk.

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