You what?

By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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MykalaMonae 7

Dont you mean, EX Girlfriend?

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Adrena_fml 5

.... and you're jealous. It's ok to admit.

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RedPillSucks 31

Is she going through the motions or is there actual breast milk? If there's breast milk then she's had a baby recently (within the last 3+ years?) and you might want to understand if there was some trauma involved and she lost a child. You need to be more sensitive. If she's just going through the motions, it sounds like she really wants a child. If you don't, you'd better be double gloved, cause she sounds a little unbalanced. Although psycho sex may be the best sex, they don't react too well when you want to leave the scene. Sleep with one eye open. And yeah. You should be more sensitive.

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your_face 15

You know double gloving is counter-productive, right?

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Shades99 1

the hell is wrong with her

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FireFlie07 20

That's wrong. Was she pregnant before or is the psychosis making her lactate?

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anarchist884 9

Dude, you've got a crazy! Good luck with the break up.... ;)

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

how does that work if the dolls cant.....oh god ITS CHARLES D: AKA CHUCKY RUN BITCH RUUUNNNN

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Seeing where you live... I can't help it wonder if that was your girlfriends house I passed the other day where half a dozen dolls were posed looking out the window. Scared the crap out of me. O-o in any case, your gf sounds in serious need of some help

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