Love and Weird: You what?

You what?

By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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You deserved it 3 566

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By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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You deserved it 3 567

Safe space

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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You deserved it 3 146

By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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You deserved it 6 418

By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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You deserved it 268

By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 275

You deserved it 4 018

By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 565

By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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You deserved it 2 729

By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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You deserved it 5 659

Psycho

By dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML

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You deserved it 118

MykalaMonae 7

Monday 4 June 2012 12:01

Dont you mean, EX Girlfriend?

Adrena_fml 5

Monday 4 June 2012 12:02

.... and you're jealous. It's ok to admit.

Comments

96skeeter 6

Monday 4 June 2012 17:28

Jump in line with them!

willz_87 0

Monday 4 June 2012 17:36

she should feeds u instead!!!!!

ravemasterroxas 9

Monday 4 June 2012 17:38

run away!!!!!!!

carlyemarshall 5

Monday 4 June 2012 17:44

THAT. IS. VERY. ODD.

pfclunchbox005 1

Monday 4 June 2012 17:46

That's hot. Send me a pic

Zachthejoker 10

Monday 4 June 2012 17:52

Get out of the while you still can!

my2centsworth 15

Monday 4 June 2012 17:53

Run, do not walk. Run now.

Megan98 18

Monday 4 June 2012 17:54

Uhh... Well... Maybe she'll be a good mother?

legpimple 0

Monday 4 June 2012 17:55

At Least you know she has boobs :)

wastingtimeonFML 7

Monday 4 June 2012 18:10

That is just freaky... I mean, I realise everyone has their quirks, but breastfeeding dolls?

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Today, I lost yet another girlfriend because my ex tells every girl I go out with that I cheated on her. She DMs them screenshots of what I did. I know I’m no saint, but all that was 6 months ago, and it was an accident. I can’t change the past, but I can be sorry for what I did. I just can’t win in this situation. FML

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Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

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Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 431

You deserved it 74 102

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML

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You deserved it 3 142

Today, I was at a party and saw this girl who used to be overweight. She'd lost a significant amount of weight and looked so good, I went to chat her up. She immediately told me to get lost. According to her, if I "didn’t appreciate her at her worst, I don’t deserve her at her best." FML

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You deserved it 2 808

Today, after searching everywhere to find out where the funny smell that seemed to follow me everywhere came from, I finally found the sausage that my father had put in my purse. It has been a week. FML

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You deserved it 102

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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