*Punny joke about shitty situations*

6, capitalization* Try fixing your mistakes first. Sheesh. :)

#1: *Christ *you're *disgusting.

So im guessing im going to your mother's tonight?

10, They spelled it fine, not everyone spells in American english

#10: Both are correct. There are SO many words which have two spellings. Like, realize or realise and encyclopaedia and encyclopedia. In the first case, it's just difference between American and British/Australian English.

Don't hate on #1, he wanted to be first but had to pee, and he only has 3 fingers.

its all right 10 kaysL just feels like a big shot today, so please sir drop your ego, wont you?

#10. We are totally cognizant of regional dialects and spellings. We just do not give a hot damn about you or any other outsiders.

I think Kay's ****** would negate your calling her "sir".

Oh, my bad. I meant fanged black hole that feeds on every form of sentient life.

but Fox News isn't sentient. Fox News is a trollbot programmed to churn out overly outrageous statements in order to piss off as many people as robotically possible.

I must say, 10 executed that fail pretty well.

Well done there. Lol

whaaaaaaaaät?

KaySL is a woman? Nooooooooo sir, I think not. The "SL" stands for Schlong Long. Freaking idjits.

I thought it stood for something like Sir Lancelot at first. 'Kay, Sir Lancelot, I'll get right on that. That, or it could be Sir Longaschlong.

Whoa whoa whoa, I'm the fail master in this town! Nobody dares to challenge my authority!

#52/epicfails - the singular 'they' has been in use for over five hundred years. Although its use in formal writing is controversial, it's use in informal writing or conversation is perfectly acceptable. Personally I find it a lot less awkward than artificial gender-neutral constructs like he/she.

I'm sorry to burst everyone's bubble about grammar. But this chick dropped a deuce on the dentists chair.

^^^Win!!!! @68. lmao!!!!

grammar nazi bitch

#52 You misused the word "farther". It's 'further' in that context. Everyone has grammar problems, yet people are hypocrites. I have lots of grammar issues, but I felt the need to correct a grammar Nazi.

You my sir are a ****

GTFO English majors

Wow 68, that made me laugh really f***ing hard. Thank you for that.

jeez man spell much

What are the other effects of a laxatives exactly? I've only known them to make you poop.

*laxative

meaning, hopefully the laxatives only made her WANT to poop

I feel bad for the janitor who has to clean it up!

Meh dentists have assistents he could just step back and laugh his ass off.

Hahaha!

Nice photo...pause NOT

wow your a cutie haha .  lol

I agree. What an idiot.

my thoughts exactly.

...unless you're a human being. If your gastrointestinal transit time is four hours, you might want to go see a doctor.

Zeb is correct. It takes 30-40 hours for food to get through the colon.