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hey buddy, you're putting in the effort. more than some kids can say! a lot give up
i just realized it was just 1 mile....3 laps behind in one mile? those are some fast classmates you have...
Exactly what I was thinking, I'm confused as to how large of a distance these laps are.. Standard running tracks in the U.S. is 4 laps/mile aren't they?
yeah standard is 4. so many kids are on crack and adderall though, it's like they're in fast forward mode
It's called being athletic and in shape. You don't have to be on adderol to run fast.
I think that the track at my old high school was much smaller, and was more like 6-8 laps to make the mile. In my opinion though, I hate running miles on a circular track, taking the turns really drains much more energy than if you were just running straight. Also being a sprinter and not a long distance runner really doesn't help either!
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I suppose it's possible. Op's name alludes to him/her not being in shape, but this has happened to me too. I wasn't "fluffy", but I did suffer from major insomnia, so I literally zombied my way through 1 lap before almost passing out and calling it quits. I would imagine if someone is very overweight and has trouble running/ walking, coupled with sleepiness would be enough to slow him/her down to 3 laps behind everyone else.
ummmm...how do you not realize youre three laps down? were you running with your eyes closed? theres no way you could be doing good at all if people were passing you.
Or OP is incredibly fat. Either way he's giving it his all. Go OP!
My friends had to run the timed mile today, and apparently a random chick flashed them.
I hated running so much I walked once out of the teachers sight in high school and middle! I even played injured once so wouldn't have to finish. I wasn't fat, just super lazy.
**** exercise, get bacon
I think it's funny how we encourage such unhealthiness in our society..... It's a sad day in America when we don't value our own body's. P.S.- you can be unhealthy and skinny, just because your fat or heavy doesn't make you unhealthy, but it can attribute to many health problems, such as arthritis, diabetes, cancer (because of rapid cell production), and much much more
some people just aren't ment to run
Three laps behind? Wow but you should've at least kept going until the time was up even if the teacher stopped you.
I agree
you gotta break out them turtle shells and shrooms and shit. kinda hard to win otherwise...
There are usually only 3 laps in mario kart. You would have to go backwards for that to happen xD
Aww I'm sorry. As long as you think you did well at least you showed improvement!
Ouch, OP. I feel your pain, I've got asthma so I can't run long distances very easily. But come on, three laps? Were you crawling the whole time or was it just a super long run? Ps: nice username OP
It was a mile.. That means he did one while the others ran 4. YDI for being a fat lazy shit
#88, don't you just love it when you insult someone you don't know who can't defend themselves over the internet and can possibly be younger than you, you threadjacking piece of shit.
good effort but I just wanna know how you managed that
Oh me too
You didn't notice them all passing you? oh well, just keep trying, you'll get better.
Keep running, finish that mile! How small of a lap are you running if you've been passed that many times? ..or were you just crawling, be honest.
If you read the above comments/replies you would know that I already knew that, thank you for the math lesson, was never my strong subject.
Any body else think of the movie run fat boy when they read this??
he might not be fat....i'm five eleven 150 lbs. and i can't run for shit :P
The name on the FML is "fluffy" as in Gabriel Iglesias I'm not fat, I'm fluffy. Well that dude is fat as ****. So the OP is prob fat. Lose some weight fatty.
That's kind of a douch thing to do if you call the OP "fatty" while persuading him/her to lose weight. Bitch...
I hope that insulting people you don't know anonymously over the internet makes you feel better about yourself, because it really takes some kind of hard work in order to achieve being that insecure.
Remz. That is sad I'm 5'6" and I can run like a 5:30 mile and I'm not that fast
How did you think you were doing well when the same people passed you three times?
I feel bad for you OP, but three laps? Really? I'm happy you tried and you did your best, but... really? Three laps?
A mile isn't even that far! How could OP be so far behind?
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hey buddy, you're putting in the effort. more than some kids can say! a lot give up
Ouch, OP. I feel your pain, I've got asthma so I can't run long distances very easily. But come on, three laps? Were you crawling the whole time or was it just a super long run? Ps: nice username OP