By flatfoot - 09/08/2012 19:33 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML
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kewlone645 8

I always hate when they add that noise in movies! GROSS! Feel better OP!

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kewlone645 8

I always hate when they add that noise in movies! GROSS! Feel better OP!

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Lindahhxd 7

At least you didn't completely lose a foot!

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JKr3slEMO 5

Just the thought of completely losing my foot scares the crap out of me..

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Sawarski 13

Well then you would walk around like a pirate with a wooden leg.

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Sir_Crackerjacks 5

I cringed reading this. Just the thought of crushing your foot like play dough makes me gag a bit.

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MURIKKA 11

I don't know about you guys, but I cringed much more on the dick breaking FML.

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cartooncharacter 9

13, please don't think that they don't make plastic prosthetics, they do. My grandma has one from 6" below her knee, and can LITERALLY kick anyone's ass from across the room. We laugh and poke fun, but it is a serious matter. They also make just the foot&ankle.

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Teabubbles 8

81, i hope you realize 13 was just joking...

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missunderstanded 5

luckily it wasnt a piano or something bigger!

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Naomimi_fml 6

Bigger ≠ heavier

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Yeah, good thing it was only, ya know, cement.

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Psych101 9

Yea it really sucks when I'm carrying my piano and drop it on my foot. Serves me right though, I shouldn't take it everywhere I go, even if a grand piano is my good luck charm.

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Dunvanation 4

Yeah it's good people don't just go around just carrying pianos...

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cali4eva 12

That did not put a pretty picture in my mind

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Nbackus9 4

I dropped a cement block on my foot once.. Honestly, nothing happened except my sneakers ripped.

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42istheanswer 27

77- the blocks come in different shapes, sizes, and weights. While a 5 lb block wont hurt too much a 100 lb block will hurt alot more.

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musicjelly 0

I agree! then I started to think about the plain. O.o

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gracehi 31

I suspect you also got a painful lesson in human foot durability.

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cartooncharacter 9

I didn't, thank god for steel/composite toe boots!!!

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BuffaloSabres134 8

Ouch, I dropped a big huge 90s TV on my foot and it killed. My family was mad at me for breaking their TV.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

You really could have turned that into an FML.

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Llama_Face89 33

Damn that might hurt more than the cement block!

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jrockstar123 0

why did you drop it on your foot then smart guy

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JKr3slEMO 5

holy shit dude that pic is ******* scary..

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Sawarski 13

12 It's not the worst profile picture I've seen on this sight.

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Llama_Face89 33

....because he dropped something heavy? In that case I must be an absolute disgrace to my country...

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I_lost_the_game 25

10- it's not like he did it on purpose...

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Axipiter 24

53 - You are if that's your team in your profile pic. Hahahaha I kid, but you had that coming.

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abrookec2011 14

Your profile picture gives Canadians a bad name.

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AClassActx3 7

You give fml a bad face!

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legitkitty 11

60- I love hetalia ;) I claim Italy ohoho

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realjonnyvegas 1

Sheeeeeeaaaaattttt! That's what went through my head reading this.

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