By Madridsta - 28/06/2014 06:28 - United States - Rialto

Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML
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Welshite 39

Well, you /did/ just lose what small amount of wisdom you had.

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kAPISH 29

I don't need to be high for shouting that. Pooping is some serious shit.

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curlytop101 23

Dude really? Anyways, I guess shit happens

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gjikvtj 18

You just criticized a comment and proceeded to threadjack

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cakefete2 30

I'm starting to wish there was an approval processes in place for first comment privileges. Can someone run this by Alan the next time he posts?

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Welshite 39

Well, you /did/ just lose what small amount of wisdom you had.

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cakefete2 30

The tooth of the matter is, wisdom teeth don't make one wise.

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Appy07 7

Did you realize that this is a joke right?

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nelliegw 26

Did you realize that THAT was a joke?

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silvercamaro 22

Couldn't you save this for like..page 4 where no one would care that you just wasted one of the first 5 comments?

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Demig0d6 14

Well that wasn't very wise

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cakefete2 30

Fortunately, Doc Bastard Industries is making inroads to the creation of a patented method to lose the tooth and keep the wisdom.

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nellbell414 13

He was told or video tapped

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junkman6 22

As a person who's had a lot of surgery in his life I remember what I say and do quite clearly. I just have no idea why I'm saying it. Of course my family being supportive also video tapes me every time I come to after surgery for new comic material.

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NeatNit 32

I don't get how this even happened? I recently also had a wisdom tooth removed, they just inject something that numbs the local area. what is the point of giving you drugs?

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Respect101 17

#70, some people get gas used on them, because they don't like needles. For me I would prefer gas, because I hate the feeling of the needle in me. However, the gas is not as reliable.

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glabberfasted 16

Most people get put under general anesthesia, 70. You get local if your teeth are already erupted, and general if they're still under the gums usually.

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JazNim17 18

I had all four removed at once, and they put me under (2 had broken the skin already) but I remember waking up and being absolutely infatuated with the ceiling tiles. So the part I am having trouble believing is that OP went to work that day.

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Jessj958 19

@83, I'm pretty sure OP didn't say anything about work lol. @85, yes I think it's safe to assume the dentist office seeing as OP just had wisdom teeth removed. :)

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moosetracks22 10

People react differently to drugs, and wake up faster than others. Some people also have a local anaesthetic or laughing gas so they remember more. I had laughing gas to take the edge off and then was given an IV. I remember waking up in the recovery room, but my friend didnt even remember walking out to her car once she got done.

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cathrope 10

There's a local news anchor who said the same thing on tv and now a local radio station plays it all of the time.

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mete_orito 34

......Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.....♪

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RusticChick 27

Open your eyes... look up to the sky and seeeeee

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ohishkabibble 21

I'm just a poor boy; I need no sympathy

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RusticChick 27

Because I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low.

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kingdomgirl94 29

To meeeeeeeee

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hellnosucka 27

I guess those teeth represented what little remained of your wisdom. Pulling them out was not wise at all.

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