First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
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wvcheesehead 13

Ask your mother for birth control also please, for the sake of the planet.

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mmazzaa 16

The times that you wasted ..... Could of went to your garden and grow so much potato and carrots

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hugozac88 22

Please do ask your mom for birth control.... And ask her for the instructions too because you'll probably f that up too

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anonymous100000 17

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buckstop1 37

Or sneezing and hitting your head on the register...

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pitapizzaparty 18

#70 i know an english teacher who has a master degree that has something to do with specializing in technology but she doesn't know how to use her smartphone. And an english teacher that doesnt read instructions nor knows how to spell .

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countryb_cth 38

I know see why my mom told me that some people are book smart and common sense stupid.

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ForeignKestrel 11

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jerryj 27

No. The best of us don't yell "**** IT" and give up so easily after using minimal brain power. In fact, the best of us would have found a swift solution.

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R2Y2 22

The best of us would feel that the razor doesn't feel sharp, and inspect it, find the plastic and remove it.

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briang959 47

At least you won't get razor burn or cut yourself.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Yeah, she won't be cutting anything, actually. Good thing this is on FML though. We can use our collective sharp wit to give OP a shave.

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mmazzaa 16

The times that you wasted ..... Could of went to your garden and grow so much potato and carrots

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MrSassypants 33

You must have an amazing garden that can grow potatoes and carrots in twenty minutes.

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mmazzaa 16

Well you see, one night I was sitting in my garden pretending I was a potato then suddenly there was a bright light blinking above my head and the voice spoke to me and granted me one wish.... Guess what my wish was;) I can now grow anything under 20 mins

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zgomon 10

Can you grow tacos? Tacos are the shit.

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christian1509 21

I have no idea where this came from, but yes ?

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hugozac88 22

Lmao I'm starting to guess that her garden grew something else lol

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mmazzaa 16

Yea I have some spring onions and some broccoli growing at the moment

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crushcrusher 33

atleast the next time you use it you know now that there's supposed to be a lid you need to take off.

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howard007 18

Oh nooo its the treacherous lid, oh my old nemesis!

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Mauskau 35

We've all been there, don't worry. Not with the same thing but with something similar :)

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shessohighh 10

Why is this getting down voted? I'm pretty sure we have ALL done something really stupid. And given that this is the first time that OP has ever shaved, he/she must be relatively young.

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chlorinegreen 27

Dirty language for someone so young.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Correct, we have all done something absolutely stupid... Just not quite as stupid as this.

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shessohighh 10

#93 I've heard 5 year olds curse. Age has nothing to do with it.

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chlorinegreen 27

Never said they couldn't just don't think they should

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str1kepa1n 16

Kinda ruins the point of a comment section doesn't it? Also, you might of misinterpreted my comment, I didn't know what to say to his stupidity.

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toaster87 19

No I don't think she misinterpreted anything, there is no point in commenting to say you don't know what to say, as she said, then don't say anything.

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