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By rhcpgurl - 23/07/2015 15:07 - United States - San Jose

Today, after 2 months of searching, I finally found a good, stable job. How does the universe reward me upon waking up on my very first day? With a burning yeast infection. FML

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By disappointed - 07/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

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Friday 24 July 2015 0:41

Maybe the universe is just burning to see you succeed!

gosh_mate 30

Friday 24 July 2015 1:04

That's just a small stumble, at least you've now better set-up for the long term!!

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SDamn 13

Friday 24 July 2015 0:38

What a reward.

devildog562 33

Friday 24 July 2015 0:41

Hopefully you'll get health benefits. Plus on the upside you just got a new job!

leafeon523 20

Friday 24 July 2015 0:41

Maybe the universe is just burning to see you succeed!

SolarLunix 21

Friday 24 July 2015 0:43

I guess you're itching to start your first day! But seriously though, I hope your infection clears quickly. And at least you didn't also have severe cramps?