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By ringrash - 14/01/2016 06:17 - United States - Pittsburgh
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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By First World Problems - 08/01/2016 14:34 - Australia - Melbourne
By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen
Grossed out
By anne - 07/01/2016 12:00 - Germany
By kinzielee - 05/01/2016 17:41 - United States - Largo
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OP here. Yes, my parents are religious. Orthodox Jews. I never thought anything about it, I'm from Central Europe. Things were not this standard. it was always just a "for religion exemption". Now that I understand what the hell is up, I have gotten all the shots I can get as an adult, my arse hurts, my arm hurts, my thigh hurts. But I don't have to worry about whooping cough and polio. So there is that. Also, Chicken Pod as an adult, I was told it could be much worse, I only have some scars. THANKFULLY!!!! :D
By bloodless - 05/01/2016 05:17 - Canada - Grande Prairie
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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz
Parting gift
By itchyyet - 03/01/2016 05:52 - Australia - Hawker
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By sad as shit - 01/01/2016 00:41 - United States - Conway
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By oliversoden101 - 24/12/2015 14:50 - United States - Miami
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Hi I'm the OP, I'm glad I got published that's awesome! The doctor fixed up my nose and it already feels a lot better, I think it's mostly the morphine though. Anyway I learned my lesson with guns and I doubt my dad will let me touch one again for a LONG time.
Close but no cigar
By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26
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By DeeZeeMb - 20/12/2015 12:40 - Slovenia - Maribor
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I wanted to comment on this early, because the FML 300 character limit doesn't really allow for a proper explanation... One day i suddenly started limping, and there was sometimes a strange clicking sensation in my foot as i was walking, but there was absolutelly no pain. A little later my foot was swollen, but still no pain, and i went to my doctor. She gave me Ibuprofen and sent me home. Obviously it didn't help with the swelling, so i went back. She gave me a stronger anti swelling medication, and sent me to the rheumatologist, since we couldn't figure out what was wrong. The rheumatologist gave me the strongest anti swelling medication they had, and sent me to the pulmonologist, vein ultrasound, urine tests, genetic blood testing and finally the x-ray which revealed two broken bones. The clicking sensation i felt during the first days was the two bones snapping back and forth while walking. I was in complete shock when i found out i had two broken bones in my foot, and even more so, when i realized they were grown back together allready, but far from perfectly. I immediatelly went to a traumatologist, but they said there was nothing they could do, that i would have had to come to them in the first two weeks. This actually all happened a year ago, and my foot is now slightly better, but still far from perfect. It is slightly deformed due to the bone callus that forms around the broken bones - it's pushing the healthy bones appart, making my foot wider than it should be. But this will go away, and i have high hopes that at least externally my foot will appear normal. As for walking, i barelly limp anymore, so i have high hopes for that as well. But fact is, my foot will never be the same again...
By aswamk - 19/12/2015 05:01 - Pakistan - Karachi
By bapbap - 18/12/2015 18:33 - Canada - Winnipeg
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I'm already on a ton of medication anyways. I'm trying to find a balance between too much and too little salt, it's just tricky. My doctor is usually pretty helpful, more so that others I've seen. My health issues are just kind of complex so it's a handful trying to keep it all under control.
No! Noooo!
By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton
By NewMom1115 - 17/12/2015 22:53 - United States - Tacoma
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OP here - wow, it's weird and awesome this made it on the site! Here is some follow-up info: my doctor suggested I take the pics to see if the hemorrhoids were getting worse. I'm a new mom, so I guess sleep deprivation explains why I forgot about the Dropbox account. :)
By SickOfYourShit - 16/12/2015 15:41 - United States - Kennewick
A pot to piss in
By chamberpottime - 16/12/2015 08:58 - United Kingdom - Bristol
By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham
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By ohtheirony - 10/12/2015 19:49 - United States - Reno
By meg__1798 - 09/12/2015 02:08 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey guys its me OP, To clarify, my mom told me that she was planning to do this only if the Heimlich maneuver did not work. I was choking on the chip pretty badly and could not breathe so she was thinking about the worst possible scenario. Luckily, I got it out and I am fine and no throats were cut. (This time). When she told me about her (bad) plan to perform a tracheotomy I told her about the scene with Sandra Bullock in The Heat and the dangers of doing one without training (and that TV does not count as training). I also may have mentioned that I would rather choke out and die than have my throat cut open with a steak knife on the kitchen floor.... Thanks for all of your comments! -OP
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OP here! I love coloring, but the designs in my favorite book are so complex, it's difficult to find a number of compatible colors. I was trying to use mostly bright colors and ran out of selections. I am already medicated and in therapy for my anxiety along with other things. @18 thank you for the advice! I might do that one day and I'll let you know how it goes!