By edavis1993 - 06/10/2015 15:29 - United States - Milford
By Lord Kane of Flatulon - 06/10/2015 11:13 - Australia - Warrnambool
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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 04:18 - United States - Lake Oswego
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By steam_engenius - 04/10/2015 18:11 - United States - Reno
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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 14:20 - United States - Pensacola
By YumeWolf - 03/10/2015 23:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht
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Hi guys, OP here. Thanks for some of your funny comments, they made me laugh! To answer some questions, no, I do not sleep commando, yes I had pants on and no I wasn't robbed. I had a friend over, who stayed 'till pretty late (around 5 AM), so I was extremely exhausted. So exhausted that I fell asleep with my sweatpants still on, as I normally sleep without pants (so I was very lucky). I woke up about 30 minutes later, in the elevator. I had locked myself out, naturally, but luckily my friend lives in the same apartment building as me, and she had a spare key. I'm glad she opened the door when I rang her bell at 5:45 in the morning. I never had problems with sleepwalking before, and I haven't sleepwalked since. I hang my keys on the doorhandle every night, so that if I somehow manage to turn the lock and open the door, the keys will slide right off on top of my feet. That should wake me up if it ever happens again!
By Till We Pass Out - 03/10/2015 15:30 - United Kingdom - Halifax
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By strayy - 30/09/2015 06:47 - New Zealand - Auckland
Fashionable
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By Severus_Snape_ - 20/09/2015 07:11 - United States - Los Angeles
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Wow, this is the first time one of my FMLs have been accepted! I googled whatever was happening on my arm, and I think 26 may or may not be right. According to the internet, if should go away in a few days, and it was a spider bite. But ever since I was a kid, I've always attracted some weird bug bites, but this has never happened to me before. Unfortunately, I am the type of person that will twist my wrist and still just say that I'm fine. Like that time where I threw up twice when I was 11 years old and still insisted that I was well enough to go to school, only to be sent back home when I threw up again. I applied some type of cream thing on the bite, and it has gotten better. It'll probably go away in a few days. Hopefully.
By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos
Are we nearly there?
By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:24 - United States - Los Angeles
Placebo
By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland
By Anonymous - 16/09/2015 17:16 - Japan
Sign this!
By Stairs? Noooooo - 15/09/2015 22:31 - United States - San Leandro
By brokenface - 15/09/2015 21:48 - United States - Notre Dame
By King_of_Cha0s - 15/09/2015 18:05 - United States - San Jose
Heartless swine
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By kunjac0945 - 14/09/2015 05:21 - United States - New York
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OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.
By RightInTheFace - 12/09/2015 16:16 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
By angelsaredicks - 11/09/2015 13:55 - United States - Morgantown
At last!
By All Dressed Up With No Place To Go - 11/09/2015 05:57 - United States - Ashland
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By Anonymous - 10/09/2015 01:15 - United States - Mountain View
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I didn't close my mouth while vomiting...The ground beef just kinda made it up there somehow.