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sorry but whats vile smut?
****
She's a pornstar, my favorite in fact.
if you look it up nothing but vile smut on bing you find lesbian ****...OH DAD!
Jeez **** is no problem really, think about it's not as bad as screwing another woman. **** is just movies for adults and nothing more.(and yes women watch **** too, if you say they don't you're just in denial)
42-I'm going to have to disagree. While yes, it's not as bad as screwing another woman, it's still bad. Mist women don't enjoy men fantasizing about other women. It makes them feel insecure, and not good enough. Weather or not it's affecting your intimacy, it really is a slap in the face knowing your husband/boyfriend is dreaming about being intimate with someone other then yourself.
so guys need to change to accommodate your unreasonable insecurities? intimacy is shared with a real live human being. **** is a way for men (and many women) to release their innate urges. yes, some people develop an unhealthy addiction to it, but that's definitely not the majority.
49-Thats a very close minded way of seeing it. The male mind is not monogamous. There is a strong drive to spread the seed. Thats why humans are a successful species. Even so, we remain in monogamy for our partner. And if you considering **** cheating because men "fantasize about other women," then you must consider the majority of chick flicks, movies/books like twilight, and attractive celebrities in the media also cheating. How is a woman drooling over Taylor Lautner somehow better than a male watching ****? It's extremely hypocritical and a double standard. You could make your boyfriend/husband feel insecure. Therefore, by your standards 49, a couple that is together should never ever look at someone of the opposite sex in any circumstance because they could make their partner jealous. Maybe they should blind themselves, just to be safe.
54- I don't appreciate words being put into my mouth. Never once did I say it was wrong to look at pornography. I was just stating how I (and quiet a few other women I've met) feel about the subject. Also, I've never picked up a romance novel nor anything twilight related. So your argument fails. Everyone is entitled to there own opinion, and I was simply sharing mine. It's just like your spouse smoking, they're both bad habits and some people don't like them others don't mind. Also, you don't know me or anything about my past. So don't call my insecurities "irrational".
Also, looking at a completely clothed attractive woman is complete different then looking at a naked attractive woman going to town on herself. Also, it doesn't make sense that JUST looking at **** takes care of urges. Because last time I checked that's what masturbating was for. Also, last time I checked, you don't NEED to look at another human being having sex with someone else to **********. I'm not skipping to the steamy parts of romance novels to ********** to. I don't understand why a man has to look at **** to **********.
#49 - Please Shut Up Lmao.
61- I understand having fantasy is good, but not fantasizing about other women. I've spent mass amounts of time and money buying costumes, and toys, and swings, and books, and whatever else my husband wants to keep things interesting. I've worked my ass off for years making sure he's satisfied. Believe me, there are other ways to find out what he likes.
#60 must be a girl which is why she doesn't understand.
well everyone's minds wonders, the hot checkout person, the person at the bar, were just human! plus u can't get herpes from **** :)
haileemarie7, In my own personal experience I have found it alot easy to ********** while watching **** then just sitting in a room staring at a wall. Not only that but not watching **** just seems weird.
Well duuh... When you click on the picture it says "Title: Miss"...............-.-'
you guys should check out a secular scientific site called yourbrainonporn.com
so ur pretty much saying u wanna be a virgin ur whole life? Kay, cool.
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look at his Name, its "Dad is Goat Boy". I'm guessing its goat ****??
prons
SO MUCH TRUTH IN THAT STATEMENT #49.
#17 sooo i cant crap now...
What she doesn't realise is that your Dad was actually playing poker, and the 'vile smut' were pop-ups.
105- What are you on about?
This is something every man needs to know, tell him OP or you will rot in hell.
ovulating penis
Some Mexicans :)
WIN!!
Haha so funny..no We gotta pay the debt off that Obama has racked up and fox news has sense and I think is right
Almost every man has looked up ****, it doesn't make him any less of a man.
shouldn't still be going on when your married with kids though
I agree MizzErika! Mostly every man does it, nothing wrong with it in my eyes, unless they pursue something they are not supposed to.
i agree with you
I'm going to type "nothing but vile smut" into google right now and see what it brings up
what came up??
The Suspense! Dx
Your Mom, needs to come to the realization that the "FML web site" is rated PG14 ( and if it bothers her too much...... .....post something!)
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She caught him watching Fox News...
What she doesn't realise is that your Dad was actually playing poker, and the 'vile smut' were pop-ups.