Denied!

By Anonymous - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

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Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
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Big_Red_138 3

Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw

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zach5432 3

seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

Look like you're switching roles in this relationship

schmelia 10

You mean they're not fulfilling archaic gender stereotypes? Oh! How controversial!

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KingGeorgeGal 12

HAHAHAHHAHAHA...No, just not funny.

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zach5432 3

seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.

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smurfsarwales 9

and said that all her clothes were being washed so she didn't have any to put on

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DoubleA329 1

If it still fails, just hop on top of the washing machine and have fun on your own.

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Big_Red_138 3

Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw

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wordnerd42 0

Not to mention some decent vibrations.

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itsgen 16

finally men that wash clothes! op don't be so frustrated at least you know ur bf isn't a pig

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kayvan 8

Even if he's not a pig, he might be gay. :-)

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Smile like no one is looking!= Cute Quote :)

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Smiles with teeth from overhead shots most of the time look weird. In my opinion, I believe if it was a straight on shot her smile would be pretty(:

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Babalu722 3

********** is frowned upon in many societies.

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atldude28 7

should have had it done for him, woman...

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b70valkyrie 0

Getting you for all those times you were too tired or had a headache :p

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DKjazz 20

****-blocked? How about twat-swatted, or worse, ****-shunted?

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sus346 2

Haha, now there's some new words for the vocabulary.

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Swar_fml 3

OMG IT IS EEYOR AND THE PIGLET!

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Lights_Out_fml 6

I understand why they call it clean sex now...

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dreamering 16

That's what will happen if you do the laundry once a month.

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