By CaoiiBieber - 17/07/2011 19:15 - Ireland

Spicy
Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 255
You deserved it 38 868
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JayBear14 11

how does that work?

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JayBear14 11

how does that work?

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Iamnotmyself 17

-10 depends what was on the end of the fork

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dolphincheddar 10

I'm sure it was an accident. you were just practicing for your boyfriends prosthetic genitalia.

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ImNotAHomosexual 3

Jay Bear, Why don't you come over and I'll show you.;) But I don't have a fork. Hope that's alright.

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ImNotAHomosexual 3

Jay Bear, Why don't you come over and I'll show you.;) But I don't have a fork. Hope that's alright.

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futtbuck101 1

Damn she must be good.

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JoeTheMan12 0

insert dirty joke here "______________"

ImNotAHomosexual 3

**** this double posting bullshit. Mother ******.

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Jake_2013 0

OP should be used to deep-throating items. her last name is Beiber.

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ImmortalKratos 0

old habits die hard I guess. have you gotten rid of your gag reflex op?

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2ndSucks 15

Practicing with forks just isn't practical, op. Try using a 3 musketeers bar. Or gogurt for the full effect.

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eckksDeeitsTravi 0

65- Thats what I do!:D

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mycookiezz 0

you must live in soviet Russia... if you get that joke, kudos

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tacocannon99 5

this must be gayboii again...

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Keyman1212 14

Well, if it wasn't an accident, then hopefully it works according to plan (;

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man_in_black08 28

bahahahahahahahahaha WIN ^^

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StudMuffinette 17

op must've been pretty damn hungry

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JayBear14 11

24, you are creepy.

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ImNotAHomosexual 3

Nah girl, we're the same age. It's not creepy at all..... Nah you're right it's pretty creepy.

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JoeTheMan12 0

I'm on iPhone and I find it very difficult to click on this FML?

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seanders 10

YDI it for making this hard to select on my iPhone.

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rockindyl22 0

That's what happens when you blow the tin man!

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JayBear14 11

okay the comment you made was creepy, but funny ill give you that

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wordnerd42 0

51, 118, 119, etc. Stop whining. Concisely effed lives are the best. You're just jealous of pro clickers who get it first try, like me.

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dolphincheddar 10

jaybear. I'm just going to say that posting pictures of you in a bikini on a public site where most people remain anonymous is basically asking for the more perverted users to send you a message or creep on you.. id recommend not using it. but your choice.

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JayBear14 11

oh boy, im really sorry about that, honest i thought i had changed it, i apologize..

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FMLidiot 12

OP, you're doing this totally wrong. Gayboii mastered the art of deep throat already. Try a pen next time. You fail.

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ImNotAHomosexual 3

Well I'm not afraid of not being anonymous. So I'll give you guys my name, address, real DOB, Social Security Number, Drivers License, STDs, and my paychecks. And not being In a bikini won't effect what I say. If I find someone attractive I make it very well known.

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MOSESRAISIN 0

wow i thought i was the only one

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futtbuck101 1

139 her name has bieber in it.

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chili10 18

if that kind of joke didn't work the first 50 times, it's not gonna work for you.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Did someone say Justin Beiber?! OMG! *Screams like a little girl*

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proxxX069069 7

but biebers balls didn't drop yet?

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Soloman212 28

"Today, I accidentally my whole fork. FML." Fixed.

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lmfaoooooooooo 4

when you apply for a job be sure to mention that where it asks what your good at... you'll get the job for sure.

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daminantion 14

91- says the dude with a Justin bieber haircut, lulz

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Imgonnahaveabf 9

Exweese me?? Oh no you didn't. Honestly, I hate Justin Bieber but I LIKE his haircut. That's actually the new style. Getcho' $h¡T str8. Duhh.

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kateland10 0

I don't even...

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Fruitmonster2 15

I get it, but still explain. :3

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missIrene 6

1- my thoughts exactly 83- there is no such thing as perfect

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TheSchizoPsycho 5

******* retard^

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JayBear14 11

how does that work?

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beefbus7 0

tthis is probs a lie on the show untold stories of the er a bulimic girl deep throated one and choked to death...

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feralphoenix 4

a whole new level of kinky.

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wolflover44 5

I have no gag reflex... Guess OP is trying to get rid of hers too. Lol!

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daBeast155 0

she'll make a very food wife someday

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Eggers 2

the above comments are full of fail.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

I heard it's a sensational feeling! (:

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

someone likes things in their through

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

I assume you were trying to spell throat, in that case, you should not be allowed on the internet...

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

I misspelled throat and my spellcheck replaced it with through, nice being an asshole

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gingerftw 0

it's dicks like captain_obvious that shouldn't be aloud to post things on the Internet

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victimization 0

hes an asshole because you cant read what you type?

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chaoticnh 0

it's all about the sporking

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goaliemkl123 8

how could you people put negative votes on that?!?! I enjoyed that joke

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