By thismakesmesad - 07/09/2011 16:16 - United States

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Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
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laideehawk 6

Next time you go down on him, tell him you hope you're doing it right as the guy in the video had a much larger penis.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

He only did this so that maybe next time, you won't give him a panic attack.

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morganrules123 10

Well he will have a nice day if he gets head

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Keyman1212 14

Haha Fail? But OP's boyfriend is doing it right.

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enonymous 8

It should have said thank you for coming.

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LiveLaughFML 10

FWD the email to your friends and start chain mail ;)

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Well I wouldn't blame him Op, you gotta learn some how, poor guy just posted you ripped out a pube and made him cry & had to lie to you telling you how good it was.

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enonymous 8

I prefer my "thank you for coming"

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schpanki 11

There really are websites for everything...

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yoursucklives 36

just visit the site. what could happen!? you could make yout boyfriend happier. get over yourself

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Justforlolz 14

OP should get advice from the lady that deep-throated her harmonica.

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abbyelizabeth 9

At least now you know. Can only get better from here! :D

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fmlsaves 0

"none of your friends complained" *****-ish but a win nonetheless :)

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stephan18 23

I know right? xD it must be the same guy who started bleeding after his first ******** haha

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cali_dude 5

Go ahead. Follow the code of head as if it's you're bible. You'll be an amazing girlfriend.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Next time you should bite. Then ask if you're doing it wrong.

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zachherbert 10

Or start breathing on it, and after a while yell "I just don't get this ******* thing!"

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Lennes 12

Actually the guide says not to bite it.

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sexxme 9

Maybe he was too nervous to say it to her face** Sorry /:

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DFlit1 0

Lol u totally deserve it because if ur that bad that ur bf had to get u professional help u must b pretty bad lol

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GardeningHoes 0

Translation: Haha you totally deserve it if you're so bad you're boyfriend had to get you "professional" help, you must be pretty bad haha.

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ragzy 7

Well done 71. Read it again and see if you still stand by your (yep, correct) daft comment.

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Tummylove 0

"You're" is a contraction of "you are" "Your" shows possession

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Yodaevil 4

71 was using the you're in his post as sarcasm, not to correct her.

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