By gtfoocd - 27/12/2011 15:20 - United States

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Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML
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MikeDa1Da 14

Hopefully your penis is properly symmetrical.

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heythereyouu_fml 4

Well then, make it "properly symmetrical".(:

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heythereyouu_fml 4

Well then, make it "properly symmetrical".(:

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noshatsherlockk 15

Dump her and tell her that she's throwing off 'the balance' of your bedroom.

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CalCommando 6

Symmetry is a staple of a healthy relationship, both sides need to be equal. BTW, your girl is a spaz

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I hear padded cells are very much symmetrical. I kid, I kid. Just chuck all your shit out and have sex on the carpet.

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YayFlameWarz 9

I understand her issue. Im slightly CDO too, its like OCD but alphabetically correct the way it should.

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changesinme 0

Next thing you know, that non-symmetrical penis doesn't excites her

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enonymous 8

Your penis is not feng shui for my liking either

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hotPinklipstick 24

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MikeDa1Da 14

Hopefully your penis is properly symmetrical.

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thisisafunnyname 12

"I'm not having sex with you cause you have one ******** on the left side and two on the right"

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franticravyn 7

Symmetry is beauty.

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Manganimegrl 16

Soul Eater FTW!!! Lol Death the Kid would so do that.

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omfg_creepers 8

Just tell her neither is your face and she will either change her mind or possibly be a danger to society or herself.

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lrgenesis 19

That'd be hilarious but so mean at the same time

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sarahmcgeee 5

it's actually a really big problem, I don't feel bad for you at all. just give her why she wants and you'll get what you want

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stupidisntcute 0

Or find a woman not so screwed up!! Never just cater to a woman!!!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

While we're on the subject of screwed up people...

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lrgenesis 19

44 you're a douche it's a simple job of moving things around or hiding them for a half hour. If OP loves the woman then he'd do anything to make her happy.

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wooley29 8

Sorry to hear that OP. Find out how she needs it to be and try to keep it that way.

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PaulB123 11

Is this the girl who hasn't had sex in three years? Makes sense!

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Baytheshark 14

I haven't had sex in 14 years....

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xXkingmikeXx 5

Find a circle room? Idk I'm on school break I can not think of things like this.

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DontModMeDammit 10

Tell her it is asymmetrical.

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