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self-castration?
ULTIMATE *******!!!!!! YA
I'm dumbfounded as to why you would do that, just brush the stray hair of with your hand. That's like saying I trimmed my hedges with a chainsaw and then I thought I might trim my pubes with the chainsaw too.
You trimmed your pubes over the carpet?
lol I was going to say the exact same thing 58 but you beat me to it. I can't fathom how someone would even think to do that. I hope his testicles got sucked up in there so he can't reproduce.
That must really suck
56, I don't think your comparison is very similar to the FML...
56- no, I think you're just dumb.
#52 Done right, it could be the best feeling ever haha
Smart one
How terrible! Now you can't pass down that high I.Q. of yours down to your would-be children :(
This FML legitimately turned me on.
Guys! I don't know how many time I need to say this, just trim the bushes. You don't have to take a razor to your junk.
56 when you shave your hands won't get the hair off the best way to do it is a towel wet usually works the best....
whaaaaa????
Lol. Why would you put a vaccum even CLOSE to your balls?
He was cleaning his room, at the least that's the reason Dewey from Scary Movie used for getting the vacuum to suck his balls.
Why is he shaving his balls over carpet, isn't that like something you should do in the shower?
Masturbation.
Never done it, but holy f- I felt that.
Ultimate ********
Yes, and with an electric razor!
maybe he missed the meaning of dyson ball cleaner
Ydi... Dumbass
What are you some kind of dumas? 36
The word sex hasn't been mentioned at all in the fml, the comment, or in any other nearby comment nor has there been a sexual reference made so please explain your comment to me.
Why don't u plz explain the tiny dick hanging from ur sacs, nazi
what did you think would happen?
apparently that the Hoover, would suck in the remaining pubic hair that was trimmed without... well, you get my drift.
He wanted a free ******** ;)
Free? Please! Those vacuums ain't cheap!
Yeah but a vacuum can't say no...
Sucks for the vacuum, we as humans need to make the ethical choice and seek a vacuum's consent before raping it.
I've never personally had my sack sucked by a vacuum. But I have done stuff where I realized after, moron. Haven't we all?!
67 I love your picture! lol
Vacuum cleaners and genitals...a great combination.
It's "show me your genitals," not "vacuum your genitals." Silly OP.
177- you are literally too dumb to insult.
177- You are literally ******* stupid, and because you are too stupid to use protection the babies you will have with stupid will be so astronomically stupid that even your stupidly stupid stupidity will look genius. Thank you and good day.
Actually, you didn't have to say it sucks balls. But It was very funny () () [• •] V ( it's a bunny)
I didn't like them too much live. I saw them in the kroq weenie roast back in 2007
24- I'm very sorry. Concerts are like the best things in the world. My last concert was actually in norfolk, va on 1/24/12, it was a day to remember and rise against. rise against played 20 ******* songs, and I currently have a water bottle drank by Tim McIlrath chillin in my room. ****** awesome day.
LMAO!
So I found this band called Nickelback...
121- That's ****** awesome dude, they both put on a hell of a show haha I've never been on a stage while a bands performing but I've met a few people, like brandon saller and all of five finger death punch. but I didn't really know adtr well before I saw them live, but after I saw them I got all their music and love if
Ok, I got surprised when I noticed that all of the comments have to do with music. Nice derail. Oh yea, btw, C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Had to.
Prayer of the refugee was the first song I heard by them years ago before they were known. :p I would have to say savior is probably my favorite too.
Why would you not shave your balls on tiles? Like maybe in the bathroom?
I can't imagine a vacuum picking up every hair, so gross.
Last time I checked he said carpet..
Yeah, but last time I checked hair gets caught a lot more in carpet than tiles. If he did it on tiles he could just sweep it up. Or even better, do it in the shower so it just washes down the drain. Why do you think kitchens have tiles? Because they're a lot easier to clean. You could have carpet in the kitchen but it's impractical. EDIT: mctime changed his comment, now I look like a fool
Lol sorry guys. I realized it the second I did it. I should probably just delete my account now.
Thats a good idea. Smartest I've heard all day.
Ha! Wait till you get 3 day growth!!! Get the calamine lotion ready. You're going to itch like a mofo! ( so I've heard) Wax/laser it off next time.
You should YouTube male Brazilian wax. It's Hilarious!
Lmao that shit does ******* itch like a bitch, plus it will also be like needles on your balls too for like 2 weeks
You can't seriously suggest op wax their balls. That's probably worse than the vacuum.
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Lol. Why would you put a vaccum even CLOSE to your balls?