Well, I think with the heart he was hoping to give HER some cream... If you know what I mean...

19 - I know what it means, but I want to hear YOU explain it.

No enlighten us. Edit: 29 beat me.

I'll hrlp him out. MAKE SEXY TIME

*******!!!!!!

1, you look like a walker from The Walking Dead. Side note: Darrel is the most awesome redneck, evaarrr!!

Ouch isn't even the word. Vomit is my immediate reaction.

#1 and #57, are you two related? I find the undead gene very sexy and fierce.

#1 - your icon.. what the actual ****?

You got some spaghetti on your face...

Zombies are in this season, apparently.

Yeah my thoughts exactly. Like gee thannkkks.

Hey at least he went through the trouble! some people don't even bother to do things for their significant other, and plus who doesn't like cute corky surprises like that, even though it didn't go completely as planned.

Corky? Did it autocorrect from some misspelling of quirky?

Yeah let's go with your assumption... Heh *smacks self in head with stupidity stick*

That's a little redundant. I think you've been beat with it already.

"Baby, will you please kiss my pube scabs better?" Not really appealing if you ask me.

It's not for her. it's to make him feel Better

thats going to be a beautiful scar one day OP

I shave hearts in my ass hair... You will get "all" the ladies that way

I'd rather shave the F word

24...hmmm I'll be right back

On my arm.

Is this so surprising? Might as well say you don't know about shrinkage.

What is shrinkage?

Precisely my reaction lmao. A heart on my boyfriends pubes wouldnt impress me :P

104 you're just to young

I agree. I think affection should be shown you know...not shaved into you. I really doubt thats like a sign of immense love.

You don't get out much do you?

It just seems a little too frilly for a guy. I guess I like a more rugged type.

All I can think is the lumber jack song now....

6 - I'm reading your comments in Kermit's voice.

Uh, OP didn't say anything about his wife's appreciation.

Analysis, and implications my friend. Analysis, and implications...

You misspelled "making shit up", kid. Guy got scabs from poor shaving, nothing in there about the wife's appreciation, my little sexist friend.

Kids these days.. GET OFF MY LAWN!

People now think there's a hidden message behind everything these days

36, yo mamas so hairy she needs a weed wacker to trim her bush

Damn you 73, I was pretty sure everyone had forgotten about 'yo mama' jokes. Until now. >:(

Why call it "Junk"? To me that seems to devalue and insult it. :(

Lol. Says the drug using pony. But I agree, it must've looked like a crop circle

I say junk too.

It would have been better if it was 3D

It was 3D...

Periods are NOT sexy