By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 05:23 - United States

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Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
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ThexFroggyGirl 21

Well damn. Learn to think before you speak, or else stupid shit like that happens.

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007type 26

Were you also drunk when you saw the video?

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PowerRussia 2

That's not classy :/

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PleaseStayChill 9

Well at least the guy is free of her crazy ass.

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domking1315 20

Not classy at all. See the thing about being classy is you cant try to be classy. That, my good sir, is not classy at all...

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lebronesque73091 12

How would you not be able to recognize yourself? You must've been really shitfaced.

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GatherTheMice 15

Today, my girlfriend bitched me out and broke up with me after finding a video of a girl giving me head on the camera I gave her. The girl in the video was her when she was drunk. FML

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ThexFroggyGirl 21

Well damn. Learn to think before you speak, or else stupid shit like that happens.

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chatoyant_fml 12

I'm guessing she never even bother to listen to him trying to explain the girl was her.

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rocketiquette 20

That's why I don't get along with many girls. Most of them are such dramatic dumbasses... It makes my head hurt.

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doctorhook86 24

84: Unfortunately, that's typically an excuse made by a person who doesn't get along well with most guys either.

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xXKaanaXx 7

51 and 84, I have no idea why there are so many thumbs down for yours! I completely agree. And girls out there, thumbing down more just assures our feelings. Calm the hell down, think about it. At least once, you've been way too dramatic. Most likely more than once.

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Enslaved 36

You still have a reason to be upset, if he filmed you without your knowledge.

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feldco1 17

OP might now remember it.

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feldco1 17

*not. Damn autocorrect.

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TurtleSmile 14

I doubt the court of law would believe that she didn't know about the camera if she can't even remember what she did during.

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007type 26

Maybe he was drunk as well.

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SaniK 17

Stupid, he was either drunk too or she shouldn't have got drink in the first place.

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joeyl1990 28

@Sanik, why shouldn't she have been drunk if her boyfriend wasn't? He could have been the DD. Or maybe he doesn't drink.

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007type 26

Were you also drunk when you saw the video?

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onlychildFTW 33

How could she. It recognize herself. She really needs to be more observant, or more sober before she looks at videos. I feel bad for her bf because he didn't deserve that. I'm sure she would have known he had taken a video.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

68- You're comment is chalked-full of fail.

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kofeinisti 6

Why do you even bother commenting if "you're" comment is "chalked-full" of fail as well?

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DingoCJ 15

I'm guessing you're one of those girls that doesn't usually give head?

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ManInTheMachine 19

OP: Who is that girl in the video, and WHY is she wearing my clothes? Boyfriend: Babe, that's-- OP:That's who? You cheating bastard! Boyfriend: No, it's y-- OP: Y? Whose name starts whith a y? Boyfriend: **** it, I'll save you the trouble. We're done. *walks out* OP: I knew it! I knew you were cheating on me, you bastard! Methinks you are a presumptuous bitch, OP. Bu why was he filming you? And why don't you seem to be bothered by that?

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fabulosogurlee 7

You should have used your head before breaking up with him.

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loserman67 35

She did, unfortunately she only used it once and not twice.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

She was so busy with his head she forgot to use her own..

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loserman67 35

Ahhhhh, to have been a fly on the wall... "HOW COULD YOU LET THAT BITCH DO THAT TO YOU! LOOK AT THAT UGLY ****, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU LET A FAT, HOMELY BITCH SUCK ON YOUR ****, GET The **** out you assho.... Hummm, I'm sorry baby, I.... Baby, Honey... where are you going? It was just a joke... come on..." Brain in gear before mouth in motion saves a lot of embarrassment!

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ICastillo 24

We all do dumb shit when we're ****** up.

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emilyjgraham 34

not all of us. people should stick to their limits if they don't want stupid stuff to happen!

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emeraldisle 30

44 - we do but this is definitely a sign that she needs to quit drinking.

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ICastillo 24

People calm down I was just rephrasing Mike Tyson from the movie The Hangover.

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Ks22 4

He still took video of you without your knowledge

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obviousboy 8

It's far more likely she forgot it was taken, considering she didn't remember blowing him in the first place.

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