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Lol! Kudos to you on that one :P
Luckily for the boy, and everyone else into the pool, the wood floating was merely a plank, and not a log.
Wow, a redefinition of planking, having an obvious boner at incredibly awkward moments...MAKE IT HAPPEN INTERNET!
Hawkward!
I hate piggybackers whose comments are irrelevant to the comment they're replying to >:/
@19. Actually an awkward boner site does exist.
The Wood pecker
Wendy peffercorn...
"Every summer from then on, she looked down on him, and smiled." Awesome ass movie. Funny now that was the first thing that jumped to my head too
Classic!
Oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling....I cant take it anymore!
I think that girls should take it as an compliment when they are attractive enough to give a person am erection
64- depends on the curves...
More like, the flag pole
Not a compliment when your an adult and they are a teen, and they are your student. Pretty awkward. 🙄
I would be. Unless OP and the boy are around the same age. ;) haha
68 - I would be in any case.
Damn you all! Victory shall be mine!
*starts to talk about the latest movies*
57 Quiet, you.
.. SPN?
He just really likes your flotation devices
Either that or really wanted to back "stroke"
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Mmmm.... flotation devices
I personally think the breaststroke might be more relevant.
Doggy style.
I'm loving the way 88 thinks lol
21- breaststroke.
Take it as a compliment.
Right u have to look at the bright side
He's doing a submarine impersonation. His erection is his para scope.
75 - Honestly, nobody cares if you're ******* a person named Weirdo.
^They may take a look if it is a whale though.
Periscope. Perioral dermatitis. Peri-, a prefix meaning "around". Periscopes look around, perioral dermatitis is a rash without many known causes around the mouth. Paradox, paralyze. Para-, a totally different prefix.
Did he try to hide it? Or was he proud of it?
Refuse to swim away from an embarrassing situation? I'd be using it as a propeller if it was me.
76- to impress a chick....
Do the helicopter dick
I could only imagine how embarrassing it was for him. Now in his mind he's thinking "Now I'll never have a chance with her!" even though he never did. It always goes the way you want it in your mind.
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He was probably even more embarrassed than you were