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I'll bet you didn't hear him complaining, though. ;)
The old man= Perdix in 20-30 years.
Hes just unlucky op wasnt dreaming about skiing.
I originally thought OP was male, which made this much funnier.
Well that would be quite embarrassing, huh?
I was just about to say the same thing lol
I agree with the baby!
I like how the cat agreed with the human child and not the other cat
I bet he wasn't creeped out though. After a while, though, I think it was less up and down the leg, and more up and down the dong. I think he's ready for take-off. I bet his jet engine enjoyed its four-stroke cycle.
Ugh. I don't know why I bother anymore. Whatever.
Who nose? It's not fun having the FML thumb police on my tail. I mean I'm a Fighter, but meh.
Jet engines don't have strokes
I like to pretend that they do.
Wow.... Try to avoid him slipping roofies in your drink. Or as I like to call it "floories" (hangover quote)
#4 that had no relevance to this FML
I get what you were going for. Unfortunately, it just didn't work out.
Not only did the quote not have anything to do with the FML. But you ruined it even further by naming the source like we're all half-wits. I don't appreciate that very much
The 'frowned upon, like masterbating on an airplane' quote would have been more relevant here
This seriously made no sense..
lets just hope he didn't want to return the favour :S
I'm surprised he didn't tell you to keep doing it.
I wonder why my comment was deleted. I wasn't being mean to anybody. Welshite, I realize that old people aren't necessarily celibate. Hell, it's not like I've never heard of Hugh Hefner. I was just being silly and making a joke.
"Today, the young lady in the seat next to me on the airplane fell asleep. I guess she was dreaming, because she began to seductively run her hand up and down my thigh. That's the most action I've gotten in about fifty years. FML"
Gracehi, just because people are old doesn't mean they don't get some "action". I'm sure he just appreciated being felt up by a much younger woman.
Don't get frighten! That's not a snake he has.
Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?
How do you think she woke up?
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I'll bet you didn't hear him complaining, though. ;)
I bet he wasn't creeped out though. After a while, though, I think it was less up and down the leg, and more up and down the dong. I think he's ready for take-off. I bet his jet engine enjoyed its four-stroke cycle.