Better safe

By stretchy - 06/05/2013 19:58 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
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SWC_Penguin 17

Let me guess. He doesn't stretch but rather sits and watches YOU stretch.

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soccerstar1996 18

Did you stretch your groin and glutes out well?

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tygerarmy 35

Partner stretching can be part of the foreplay. And can get you both flexible enough to start getting into more creative positions.

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Punny 3

Its a thoughtful and considerate choice. at least he cares

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Sekkaichi 12

He's safer than you are OP, he's a keeper. (:

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killaach 6

So he cares about your safety and this is an FML how......

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MuseFan1991 14

cramp during sex is a real passion killer. takes it someone who knows :/

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CareFace 16

Seems that way; they stretched before and after!

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SWC_Penguin 17

Let me guess. He doesn't stretch but rather sits and watches YOU stretch.

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inthedopeshow 17

He could be trying to ease her into the idea of tantric sex!

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KayleeT 9

You can never be too careful .. Don't want to pull a muscle or anything ...

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SMHsohard 22

I once got a thigh cramp. I was in agony. He thought he was rocking my world.

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kemic 7

That should have been an FML, #31

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iLike2Teabag 27

Every sprinter knows that they should stretch, or else they choke when they try to make the big finish. If you know what I mean.

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lilhellian 26

Big finish. Going for the gold, where fireworks go off when he crosses the finish line?!:O

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ironichalibut 24

And everyone knows, if you choke during the big finish, you may find yourself choking the chicken.

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scr_sensei 14

On the other hand, some people like choking during sex.

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swimagirl4321 15

At least he cares about you

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alycion 38

Or he is just totally screwing with op for the fun of it.

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ilovedinosawers 17

You don't want to pull a muscle. That is no fun. He's looking out for your best interests.

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Ambient25 24

Are there like Kama Sutra moves going on?

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zandalee 19

That's what I was thinking. Just how strenuous does OP's man get?!

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rg350dx 29

Sounds like some wild sex will go down. And it's always good to stretch. Should do it every morning.

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CobraLazerFace 21

Your profile image is perfect, it looks all like " Who said wild sex? mmmhmmm..."

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