Slippin' up

By why - 14/03/2014 23:23 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
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GodPart2 20

This FML would be so much worse if OP was a guy...

hanner12 13

How? I'm pretty sure everyone has been to the beach and seen guys shirtless before.

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GodPart2 20

Ummm exactly... 1) OP is (maybe) a guy and fretting about sending out a nipple shot; and 2) OP is a guy who tans nude in the backyard??

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dachayke 16

#21, don't you know? Gotta have a golden brown dick. Anyway, I'm pretty sure op's a girl.

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jazzy_123 20

21, if OP was a guy who accidentally sent a picture of his dog with his nipple in it, his dad would only assume he was laying down shirtless. That's acceptable for society. However, I'm assuming OP is a girl, which makes a nip slip a big deal.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

So the ultimate question is: is the original poster a guy or a girl? (Though a girl would make much more sense.)

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TallMist 32

Professor Oak would like to ask OP a question...

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JMichael 25

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thecalvin123 21

@35 hopefully not, because that would be beyond creepy. Unless your saying hes been waiting for a picture of her dog.

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crackz12 10

35, you should probably not have any kids.

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eyepuppy 31

pretty sure OP's father should have posted this story with the caption, "I've failed a s a father."

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doctorhook86 24

Nope, nipples are generally front and center.

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karystaal 12

#56, your picture makes this all the more informative.

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shivamtrivedi 24

That's messed up. Always be careful while taking pictures.

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elcee1987 18

Gee. It's great that op now has access to sage advice like this.

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lexiieeex3 32

Better yet, don't take a picture while nude that isn't supposed to feature your birthday suit.

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Vesoc 1

Fairly positive OP wouldn't keep and send that photo if she knew her nipple was in the shot..

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itsalanis 25

Whatever, you probably did that on purpose. Everyone snaps a pic with a sneak of a nip these days... right?

Nilorak 24

Yeah I always intend to send my father nipple pictures.

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gracefs 11

Do you intentionally send D-slips to YOUR dad?

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itsalanis 25

Yikes, must be just me then. I need help. Either that, or I should be more conservative with what I say. My apologies. :U

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JMichael 25

All the time 33. His dad enjoys my D pics. I sent him one the other day of my D dressed as Dracula.

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GirlGamer12345 22

I'm not quite sure people actually do that...

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itsalanis 25

Initially, I was trying to show sarcasm in my comment. But, I suddenly realized how it's pretty hard to convey mood through the medium of text. I should've mentioned it at the end, but lesson learned the hard way.

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Vesoc 1

I didn't think it was that hard to see the sarcasm. o.ó

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itsalanis 25

Yeah, but most of the others didn't, or they didn't find my statement humorous. Like I said, lesson learned. And now I'll shut up, lol...

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marcelmg 10

If you are a man: so what.........If you are a woman: so what too.......... I just hope no dog nipples were visible, now THAT would be something to be ashamed of!

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Dracoboxer357 35

6- Actually, I agree with you. It's not like her (his?) dad hasn't seen worse raising her, changing diapers and such. It was just a little skin, not hard core **** after all. ;p

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Honema 16

Don't you just hate those moments you accidentaly send hard core **** you're staring in to your parents

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leroyjenkins006 10

Was the camera like on your face while taking the picture because it says you were lying down and he didn't see the rest of your body?

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sh3lbst3r 8

I was wondering the same. That's a random position to be tanning in OR taking a photograph. I still can't figure it out

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b00kn3rd 14

A possible scenario would be if she were in a lawn chair and the dog was lying just below the edge. Then she would have to lean slightly over the edge and have the camera away from her and pointed down. But if she's leaning over slightly her nipple would be at the top of the picture if she didn't tilt the camera down enough.

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rc89 9

im just trying to figure out how the camera was angled to take a pic of the dog in the grass plus a nipple too unless its a ninja nipple

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SpicyDuck 22

Probably propped against her chest for support

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brandoneyez1 25

Maybe you can get away with saying it was something else?

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Razi_tail 25

I was thinking the same thing.

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