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He probably thinks you're a dick now.
I can't help but wonder why OP had to ask. I'm sure he could've guessed by the general location the bulge was in...
Besides, it's not like it's any of OP's business what's in someone's pockets. I would have just assumed it was either their junk or their phone.
I think with Mike's username, whatever was in the friends pocket really wasn't a dick.
why was his first reaction to poke it?
He probably thinks you like dick now.
Why were you looking there OP?
Why was his dick hanging out?
Gotta rock out with your **** out. What are you, a Mike?
19 was that a Jake and Amir reference?
Or maybe he has a large one or was wearing really tight pants.
That's nice, 3.
If you're going to spell something, spell it the way you see it. * YouTube.
That's no longer a stereotype. They do have big ones lol.
Biggest one in the world is a white dude. And that is natural without taking something to make it bigger.
Thank the gods u didn't jerk it or pull it out
also good that he didn't hit it or smack it... there could've been trouble..
Also good he didn't bop it or twist it.
best comment. actually made me laugh
A ballsy move on your part, but your coworker was a little testy.
It was just a simple mistake, no need for his friend to be a dick about it.
that was his friend not coworker
I would post a penis joke but it is too long ;)
I can't stop laughing.... You sir are clever xD
awkward
the understatement of the century...
Why would you poke anything f you didn't know exactly what it was? I mean, you can point out what it is by, well, pointing, but don't poke it.
That's redickulous.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anyway#50 Well, you really cocked that up...
@50 can you say pun, read the comment again
My phone actually autocorrected that... It was supposed to be ridickulous. I got the pun. It was the "re" part I was correcting.
Ohhhh, so awkward. Insert foot in mouth.
I'd like some tomato sauce with that foot please.
let's hope the only thing inserted into a mouth here was a foot....
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He probably thinks you're a dick now.
Why was his dick hanging out?