By not a dick-man - 12/08/2014 17:05 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML
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vividpictures 17

I can visualize this in my head.. What a vivid picture.

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cinskeep43 15

the fact the you are purposely imagining this scenario is disturbing....

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ifoundalaska 11

Nice moves magic mike

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mrwilsong 6

Good thing you just poked it

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DippinGrizzly907 27

Have you been completely sheltered from the world till now? Who in their right mind would poke a "bulge" in a mans pants??! Just wow. I'm sad now...why...

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bigdfootball97 24

Exactly what I was thinking

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Chibi_Kitten 24

But it was in the pocket right? My instant thought is that the person is just hiding something in their pocket. I don't instantly think "Oh, he's a guy so it must be a guy problem."

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bigdfootball97 24

How old are you? Did you not consider the possibility that he had a boner?

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tony1891 22

Whatcha think it was? a hamster?

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pwnman 33

Why was his dick facing that way? I can never feel mine in my pocket!

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Dr_Strange 4

Probably because your dick is tiny.

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RedPillSucks 31

A reasonable size dick or a hardon would show.

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fauxpop 3

But that comment was a perfect comeback.. You have to admit that it was a little funny. :p

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