Why? Just why?

And they used to say dogs mouths were cleaner than humans'...

#33, you bitch! :3 (disclaimer: bitch means female dog. don't chew me out for this!)

Oh my.

I would've lied and said it was those mint chewies for dogs, since he seemed to not know.

Oh that neighbor knew exactly what it was, he was just waiting for the owner to realise and get it back so he could find out who it belonged to

Your dog is such a dick for that.

I'm guessing she did and the dog found it in her hiding place

That's disgusting. Vaginas don't smell like fish unless you have a yeast infection or something, and even then it's not really that fishy. Sometimes women just have natural vaginal odors, and it doesn't mean they're "dirty". Vaginas have their own self-cleaning process, and if you just wash yourself with non-scented soap, everything should be fine. I'm so sick of people making fish jokes about female genitalia because it's not ******* accurate at all.

Calm the **** down, its just a joke. jeezz..

#26 Your response seems fishy to me, that was obviously a joke.

Did the joke hit a little too close to home for you? If so go contact your gyno before the problem gets out of hand. Then you can put and end to your "fishy" problem.

Spot the Feminazi...

Overreaction but it's true...if there's a fish smell stay away, that means something ain't right

#26 if you over react that much to a joke the internet is not the place for you. Even being true that's a joke that's been around a long time and it probably won't be changing any time soon. I'm sure there is some annoying comparison you use that's false as well.

Menstruation causes a fishy smell, even if you don't have a yeast infection.

though that one needs some serious cleaning if not replaced...

I keep all my private personal things in a small lock box They aren't expensive and it keeps kids,pets, and others you don't want to see away from it.

Long and hard, LOL!

*sigh*

I suggest getting a new *****. Dog probably destroyed it. Even if not I don't think it would be sanitary.

It is possible to sanitize things you know, especially ****** which are often made of silicone and designed to be cleanable.

Then why can't you return them hmmmm?

Why would someone return a *****? It's not like it wouldn't work properly or anything.

Undies can be washed but you wouldn't wear someone else undies, right? Just like you wouldn't use someone's sex toy that they have used. And if you would, you should probably get a lesson on personal hygiene

You can return ****** actually. Never owned one but I know people who have.

Because why the **** would anyone want to use a used *****??? That's gross.

Them and used tampons, apparently.

#8 Instead of reading dog I read dong.. Well looks like this fml has dirtied my mind. I have had enough for a while. *Puts phone down, shakes head, douches brain.