Sex, Weird, Porn and Intimacy: Confusing family

Confusing family

By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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SethFAX 19

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:27

Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti

rickyricoco 12

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:22

sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues

Comments

badmandilon 19

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:21

That's rude XD

Retaheki 27

Monday 26 January 2015 2:41

I bet he forgot to plug in the headphones.

rickyricoco 12

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:22

sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues

noik01 13

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:25

Hope you can move out soon

SethFAX 19

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:27

Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti

jesuis_julie 21

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:29

That's disturbing.

granCanyon 12

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:30

Your parents will treat you like a kid until you start acting like an adult. Doesn't matter if 15 or 40. An adult would have a serious talk with his mother, a kid would write a FML about it ;)

kayla__brianna 10

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:43

Your two posted FMLs must confirm you are also a child then.

JKW35 21

Sunday 25 January 2015 21:06

You must be a child then, for being on FML, and for posting such an insensitive comment.

alysssssssa 16

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:30

sounds like that could make for an awkward family dinner

born_hustla 26

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:32

I think your mom should take care of your dad. Sorry OP. And according to your mom, what's old enough for sex?

pl0xs3rver 45

Sunday 25 January 2015 20:33

Fifty years old

rosesxo 13

Monday 26 January 2015 9:32

Probably when she gets married

Jasim 17

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:37

You should introduce earphones to your dad.

Mynamewontfi 40

Sunday 25 January 2015 19:42

I hope you're joking, otherwise, you're an idiot. It's not always financially possible for someone to move out their parents home the moment they're 18. You don't know OP's situation.