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You should say he got a lip hickey.
First comment bitches
Not only were you not, but what a ******* useless comment.
*Second
Quick! Everyone pelt him with legos!
Next time he goes to kiss you offer a handshake...
Technically you were tongue punching him.
Maybe you should actually hit him. I'm kidding but he's a jerk.
Allow him to give you a hickey somewhere and then when he says you hit him tell them he punched you and that you got a bruise there
What a great idea!
Yes because spouse abuse is hilarious
The boyfriend obviously thinks it is
As much as we hate to admit it, we don't realise abuse would really come from the female side if the relationship making it less of a worry, but when you say it was the man it becomes more believable and more people get worried so I really don't think that would be a good idea
K after reading the fml how the **** can you delete a comment?
While I hate this, there is a difference in how people respond to male on female vs female on male violence. The first would most likely be met with her friends verbally or physically assaulting the male while the latter would be met with laughter and taunting.
There is a big difference, people do think it's funny and absolutely hilarious when a guy gets beaten by their girlfriend which is good in this case but crap in others. If she were to joke that he hit her however that could actually ruin his life
At least it's not the other way around
Yes I know OP is male, what I was saying is that at least OP's lips aren't in pain and bruised so my so called "double standard" never existed
Yeah, 14/46 needs to learn some communication skills. this is incredibly frustrating.
Threaten him with a fat lip next time he pulls that stunt. Make sure there are witnesses.
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Next time he goes to kiss you offer a handshake...
Bite his lips next time so that they will be both bruised and swollen.