By Grrrreat - 04/02/2015 15:16 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

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Today, after a heavy make-out session, my boyfriend and I discovered his lips bruise really easily. This wouldn't be a problem except he's been telling people I hit him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
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Jae_Hellyun 17

Next time he goes to kiss you offer a handshake...

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Steve95401 49

Bite his lips next time so that they will be both bruised and swollen.

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wazzup206 7

When people ask you what happen tell them he was trying to give himself a ******* and it went terribly wrong

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fml_three13 4

So I'm not the only one prone to lip hickys!?

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homesuckfucker 28

Domestic abuse isn't funny. Refuse to kiss him again until he agrees to stop acting that way.

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acommonman 23

how can he be proud to have been "hit" by his girlfriend?

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iAmPaul 49

OP is male. Please notice the whole FML before commenting.

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homesuckfucker 28

As mentioned above, OP is male. You also need to consider the fact that domestic abuse is valid and terrible regardless of gender.

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Clevelandians 17

It's possible a female posted this and didn't pay attention to the gender

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Nilorak 24

Or they are male, and didn't click the wrong gender?

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ekim300 26

Why is it so hard to accept there were two guys making out?

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AhmadTarhini 8

Tell them it's self defense, he'll have to change his story

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iAmPaul 49

Too many comments that imply OP is female, when it clearly says that he's male. Read the whole FML's information, people.

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lulinator 40

There are only about two comments that imply OP is female. So far.

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iAmPaul 49

28 - Actually there are many more that imply it in a more subtle way: 11, (14 & 21 obviously), 23, 40 (so far).

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syed121417 22

Besides 21, none of these comments ever say a gender based word(girlfriend, girl, etc). So really 28 was right. You can't really assume somebody is thinking OP is a girl unless they flat out say it a gender bass word/pronoun.

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iAmPaul 49

59 - Actually I can, deducing from the context in which they're writing the style of their comments.

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captainsmegma 12

Smack him. Then he'll be telling the truth.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

What an arse. Threaten an end to all physical contact until he stops.

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PenguinBitch 43

Heavy make-out session? Great scott! Why are things so heavy in the future?!

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BlindlyWandering 17

Is there a problem with the earths gravitational pull?

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limabeans101029 20

I don't think it's necessarily a double standard, it's more of an assumption that everyone is straight. Which is very annoying, but not a double standard.

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