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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 17:32 - United States

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Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML
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KK3137 31

So I guess you both came in the wrong place at the wrong time..

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KuronoEru 26

I'm sorry that you have to avoid your dad for the rest of your life now..

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KuronoEru 26

I'm sorry that you have to avoid your dad for the rest of your life now..

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starile 19

Forget this awkward moment of family bonding--the Real FML is that OP has never orgasmed with a partner before. Our hearts go out to you, OP.

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Jinxsie 27

Ugh... Someone needs to invest in a lock.

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SS 31

Not everyone has a lock on their door.

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Cads1 24

Well in that case, expect that someone may walk in when you are going to town on yourself.

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gintwinsmoore 20

This could be why there are no locks on the door if she doesn't have locks...dad wants to monitor who comes in and out of her room and rightfully so!

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mejustbeingme 4

First, OP doesn't state their gender. Second, how about the father respect their kid and ******* knock instead of everybody telling OP to get a lock.

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Cads1 24

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PePziNL 20

How can you lock the door if doors aren't real? - Jaden Smith

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ZombieSazza 34

Not everyone has a lock on their door. A good place is the bathroom as you can lock the bathroom door in most houses.

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lexos 16

#72 for reasons like this. Or maybe someone just got out of the shower and is standing naked in his/her room ready to put some clothes on.

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thecrizzy 16

Maybe because it's a respectful thing to do?

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KK3137 31

So I guess you both came in the wrong place at the wrong time..

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sunny354wi 8

Ur profile pic is awesome!! Do those store cream and sugar?

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iNewKid 20

Well, depends on which place OP was at.

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bdsmslave 18

"Uh... Hi, Dad... No, it was a seizure. I promise! Coffee, anyone?"

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SS 31

Need some clarification. Is OP male or female?

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DaggNabbit 8

I feel like that wouldn't matter... parents should at play knock first... wtf

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starile 19

#32, doesn't say anywhere that OP is female. Either way, doesn't matter, it's still embarrassing.

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aliceanon 13

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Ramos808 29

Lol, you can't forget something like that. I'm assuming they will eventually talk about it as a joke.

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dDailydDosage 8

Or just never speak of it again. Just act like it never happened. Nothing wrong with that.

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shemademedoit 20

yeah but a picture is worth a thousand words. don't need to talk about it to not see each other the same anymore

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baegirl33 7

That sucks, it will be really awkward to see your dad for awhile now. I reccomend ************ in the bathroom or some place with a lock. Also lock your door unless it doesn't have one.

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