By annonymous - 07/09/2015 20:56 - United States

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Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML
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EvilTurtle 35

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean.

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rebeccacmlc 22

That's an awful thing to say ... Privacy, intimacy should be respected by everyone, especially those closest to you, and most of all your mother !

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EvilTurtle 35

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean.

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Valiantonias 12

It's hard to cross the ocean in a rowboat

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Tyrez 32

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ki700 8

I don't know if you realize how small a micropenis is. Maybe Google it

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smokecloud_ 37

I googled it and felt sad. Then I went to 'images' and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be on an FBI watchlist because there were way too many naked children

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TH_Insomniak 15

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nitrog100 21

A small craft like that isn't rated for ocean use.

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ebroks 17

1 naked child is too many naked children in my opinion :P

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DBudders 15

Sorry op, that was distasteful. My sincere apologies, my attempt at light heartedness was obviously poorly conveyed.

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Symantha23 25

Why does your mom even know about that??

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pollymo14 13

Um she's his mom... She has known him his whole life and taken him to doctors appointments and stuff

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Denise1988 13

She probably knew he had a micro penis by the time he was 7 so why wouldn't she know?

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chrisbeaudoin 26

Why were you talking to your mom about your micro penis in the first place?

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betweenwinds 18

I'm betting she just brought it up on all on her own.

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KaidensCrow 18

she did change his diapers as a baby......

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ladytigerhunts 20

Pretty sure the mom could've noticed when he was a baby.

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AbtractAngela 17

Well I'm pretty sure babies all have micropenises.

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I_Bite 22

she would have noticed while bathing him around 2-3 years old. They are actually very easy to spot young as only the head is visible in most cases

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betweenwinds 18

Time to have a talk with mommy about what's okay to talk about in public and what's not okay.

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rebeccacmlc 22

That's an awful thing to say ... Privacy, intimacy should be respected by everyone, especially those closest to you, and most of all your mother !

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zboot 8

Yeah, I wonder why someone drunk had problems respecting privacy. ..

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bapbap_fml 15

I didn't realize micropenis was a real condition, I thought it was just a word made up by Cards Against Humanity. FYL indeed man. Sorry about your dick.

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saffy66 34

I hope your mother is deeply ashamed for her crappy behaviour. That's assuming she even remembers saying it. OP, it might seem like the end of the world to live with this but I know a guy with a very small penis and he has learned to be a confident and popular lover by pleasuring women in ways other than genital sex. If you haven't done so, see a specialist as there may even be surgical procedures to help you.

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