By sad-boing - 02/10/2015 21:01 - United Kingdom - Dartford

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Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML
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urbantrashcan 18

Haha I wonder how'd you react to Animal Planet

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whysobeachy 37

The erronous capitalisation added to the beauty of your obviously-beautiful comment. People like you are what makes this site worth using. :)

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whysobeachy 37

^ Don't let the sweet smile fool you. My comment was about as sarcastic as it gets.

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olpally 32

Either way, both of your comments were terrible^^

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Silver7827 14

Sometimes I feel like I'm reading college yik yak on here.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Am I the only one wondering what made it so dire that he "had to" **********? I've had lots of erections, never have I felt that I just "had to" take care of it RIGHT NOW

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urbantrashcan 18

Haha I wonder how'd you react to Animal Planet

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sturschaedel 27

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

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Talonshere 14

Haha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about

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sturschaedel 27

Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought, me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about.

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dragonslayer3010 2

So put ur hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.

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ToxicTyrael 26

Are you 12-16? That's perfectly normal to get aroused by strange stuff during puberty. But FYL for this.

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boating_guy 33

We've all been there, bro. And by we've all been there, I mean not all of us have been there. But it's the Internet, so at least one of us has been there, no matter how seemingly ******* weird that is. I hope the rest of puberty treats you well, and I hope you're actually going through puberty right now, otherwise just what the ****

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HappyItalian 38

I don't think I've ever seen two grasshoppers mating

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sstahpp 33

When you're horny a snake eating a mouse looks like mating.

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enginsteve 17

Damn, I thought I had an impressionable mind...

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RedPillSucks 31

you probably have but most people wouldn't be able to tell what's going on

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rachelthelime_fml 29

Ah, don't worry OP :) Just steer clear of the Discovery Channel

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