Intimacy: Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't... - FML

By BejeweledJizz - 05/11/2016 12:29

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Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

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By CandyCrushAddict - 21/09/2013 15:09 - United States - Wilson

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Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

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Satisfaction

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 01:00 - Australia - Balwyn North

Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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Overthinking it

By kmang33 - 02/04/2010 11:24 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me that I think too much during sex. Now the only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML

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By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

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Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML

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Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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Great start

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

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Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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Levi2411 41

Sunday 6 November 2016 8:44

I think the title about sums it up.

PortugueseFool 15

Sunday 6 November 2016 15:15

Boy are you gonna love Huniepop;

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Levi2411 41

Sunday 6 November 2016 8:44

I think the title about sums it up.

J352SAURUS 30

Sunday 6 November 2016 10:05

That username though.

imjanty 10

Sunday 6 November 2016 11:14

I just downloaded it ?

SleepyPharma 21

Sunday 6 November 2016 21:40

Are you sure?

PePziNL 20

Monday 7 November 2016 0:38

You downloaded sex?

seasonedtoast 19

Sunday 6 November 2016 11:37

We've all been there

Savagephy 17

Sunday 6 November 2016 11:39

Is it like candy crush if so, no wonder games like that is addicting don't blame yourself

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 November 2016 13:18

She was probably happy that, because you were distracted, you took a little longer to finish. If so, she'll want you to level up!

PortugueseFool 15

Sunday 6 November 2016 15:15

Boy are you gonna love Huniepop;

Shephard922 1

Sunday 22 January 2017 12:51

I just signed up to FML just to upvote this! It fits PERFECTLY ahahahaa!

Shephard922 1

Sunday 22 January 2017 12:51

I just signed up to FML just to upvote this! It fits PERFECTLY ahahahaa!

Shephard922 1

Sunday 22 January 2017 12:51

I just signed up to FML just to upvote this! It fits PERFECTLY ahahahaa!

Georgia2016 15

Sunday 6 November 2016 16:21

it's worse when thinking about it starts to get you of.....

snazz23 20

Sunday 6 November 2016 17:45

you shouldn't try bejeweled stars, then.

xercister 19

Sunday 6 November 2016 20:03

Don't try World of Warcraft then. next thing you know you'll tell your gf she can get a level 80 e-peen mount to ride from you. Then smile at her and tell her to join your PvP team which is named Come Honor Face...

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Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML

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Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

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