Intimacy: Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing...

By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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By lolreturn - 16/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By tammy - 27/06/2012 05:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 22:59

Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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By madfather - 23/02/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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flgirlwguitar 2

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:28

At least it was your ex's family and not your current bf.

Simonn_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:20

Ooohh. So many unfortunates there.

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Simonn_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:20

Ooohh. So many unfortunates there.

thatguy888 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 9:32

there is an intimacy section at walmart? I never knew.

MarioandSonic 8

Saturday 25 June 2011 14:55

the question is: why was RHE mother in the intimacy section aswell?!

benpele101 13

Sunday 11 September 2011 5:42

U should have a three-way with his parents

KitchKraft 21

Thursday 21 May 2015 4:24

That's exactly what I was thinking 73 xD

flgirlwguitar 2

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:28

At least it was your ex's family and not your current bf.

werzal 5

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:30

I agree. Who cares if its your ex...

sushi314 12

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:30

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youaresofucked 0

Friday 18 September 2009 17:00

get ******, bitch

kadeouir 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:30

Not a fml u dick

marioman12 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:57

Dick? It's a woman.

omgyoukilledkeny 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:31

and ??

zack767 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:40

a bunch people other then them around the store would of seen you also

Jim9349 10

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:49

Queer. You need help. A girl with condoms.. with no boyfriend??? WTF

ndawgg 6

Friday 18 September 2009 0:10

She said it was her ex boyfriend's mother. Nowhere does it say she has no current boyfriend.

happypenguin7293 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 4:07

yeah I thought the same thing and I was like WHAT?!?!? she shoulda worded it differently

beaniebabe 0

Friday 18 September 2009 0:04

sucksss

Macthenyfe 0

Friday 18 September 2009 0:10

"intimacy" shopping at walmart? What do you charge the new "boyfriend", 25 cents a day? I'd rethink your career

Pointy130 0

Friday 18 September 2009 0:12

I'm really sorry, I misclicked! but really fyl. It's never good when you let it slip to parents that you're not really a functional member of society. I would know.