Kids: Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother...

By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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By CrackHouseBaby - 16/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I learned that my parents lied. They didn't meet each other at an acid house rave. They met each other at a crack house. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 22:35 - Australia

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2018 05:00

Today, according to my mother, who is only 19 years older than me and raised me by herself, I was conceived in a satanic ritual to honour the Horned God and have at least 4 potential fathers. She was too stoned to remember the actual number or their names. FML

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By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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By Damn - 26/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out my dad goes to therapy. Confused, I asked him what was going on. He said, "You" without any hesitation. I don't know if he's joking or not. If he is, I don't find that very funny. If he's not, I don't even know what I've done. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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EverestMelting 23

Saturday 21 June 2014 5:38

Your parents seem really open minded. Your dad seems funny as well. Just be happy you're alive!

damn_all 22

Saturday 21 June 2014 5:36

Well hopefully it had no consequences for you.

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damn_all 22

Saturday 21 June 2014 5:36

Well hopefully it had no consequences for you.

Roskosity 22

Saturday 21 June 2014 6:14

Eh. Doubtful. LSD

ohcheriecherie 20

Saturday 21 June 2014 7:34

I kind of doubt it would have an effect on the baby...as long as the mom didn't trip while pregnant

Lebeaugars95 20

Saturday 21 June 2014 8:36

he gave her the trippy stick

damn_all 22

Saturday 21 June 2014 23:48

Yes by repercussions or consequences I was implying that I hope they stopped after they conceived. So it would not affect the pregnancy

EverestMelting 23

Saturday 21 June 2014 5:38

Your parents seem really open minded. Your dad seems funny as well. Just be happy you're alive!

gjikvtj 18

Saturday 21 June 2014 6:38

And that you can't see the dragon in front of the fridge.

katieemerr 15

Sunday 22 June 2014 1:10

Your parents sound amazing!

accidentalsheep 24

Saturday 21 June 2014 5:38

Well, there isn't anything you can really do to change that, so in that sense FYL. But at the same time, you can strive to prove him wrong and show that LSD did not, in fact, shape any weird or unsightly habits and behaviours you might have. Just be glad you're alive! (: And, you know, you have to appreciate that honesty