By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
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jerseyboy732 16

someone didn't eat his wheaties

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RawEndo 1

u should rip her friend a new one

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K_kanaka 26

Don't worry OP may be he's just really really weak...hopefully.

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deviable 9

Cookies don't cause problems, they solve them!

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studdmuffin1990 7

That's the second time today that I liked a comment and it turned to 69 lol

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sickjairo 7

The name so nice you say it twice Moto Moto

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ohxdamnxkay02 12

He couldn't pick you up because you are fat, your fat because he couldnt pick you up..... I failed.

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RawEndo 1

tell him to do some push ups

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tttt122345 0

Since when do push ups help you carry people?

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stevenJB 25

Back and bicep muscles help you here...and legs obviously

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jerseyboy732 16

someone didn't eat his wheaties

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Superstitious 6

'Cos you gotta watch out for the calories in those Wheaties...

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dhardesty23 8

don't let it get you down. maybe he has a bad tendon or sprained his shoulder the day before...or maybe he's just weak

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smileypoop 2

how could it get her down if she couldn't even get up?? :D

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CaliGali 9

Sounds like you both could use some working out

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GoW_Chick 14

...or he could use some working out.

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Furrywhiplash 14

...or he can stop fooling around and absorb android #18 already and achieve his perfect form. Then hold a tournament to decide the fate of Earth. (sorry, I've been watching dbz lately..... I have no life, don't worry, I know.)

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ZooMzy 9

28- I don't see a problem. I couldn't lift up my girlfriend before I achieved my perfect form. Now that I have absorbed Android 18, I can twirl her around with both hands tied behind my back.

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GoW_Chick 14

Now time for some awkward conversations around the punch bowl!

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perdix 29

Why did this comment get so many thumbs down? It's quite good! Please judge a comment on its content, not who wrote it. If you have a problem with GoW_chick, deal with it some other way than keeping the rest of us from seeing her work. My suggestion is that you skip over her comments and don't let your hatred of her corrode your soul. The rest of us want to see what she has to say.

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l0v3p4in 7

Who doesn't like GoW_Chick? Her comments are cute, fun, and quite innovative. Perdix, I think your defense of her made enough people thumbs up all the thumbs down. Good work. ;)

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thisisafunnyname 12

I thumbed up her comment before I read Perdix's comment. Cause I'm a fearless ******* savage

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Savra_fml 17

Do, or do not. There is no "try" - Yoda. As a subtle hint, suggest he watch the movie "pumping iron". Unless of course, his strength is not the problem. FYL either way.

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tygerarmy 35

At least the boy you like likes you. Exercise and practice will help.

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ICATiger 13

You need to put your back into it boy!!! And bend your knees!

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