By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 22:32 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
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Vert90 11

Well, those Pringle cans are sneaky as ****. Careful for the hand-rapes.

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Calyx_fml 21

It was probably worth it. You wouldn't want to waste a Pringle.

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Calyx_fml 21

It was probably worth it. You wouldn't want to waste a Pringle.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

I would jump into piranha infested waters for a BBQ Pringle. Just kidding, but I would punch you in the face for one, so you better share.

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NoisyNykkii 10

The pringle cans are waaaay to small. But I wouldnt cut off my hand..... I don't want bloody pringles.

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classpyromaniac 6

Today, some drunk guy with a pringles can stuck on his hand almost ran me off the road...

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a_purple_orange 4

This was Calyx's 1500th comment! Congratulations! We should celebrate somehow...

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classpyromaniac 6

I think some of us need to get out more...

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taco_bender 12

Hahahahhahaa, once the FML universe sucks you in you dont wanna leave.

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blackheart24 10

Does anyone else ever put two pringles in their mouth to make the duck bill?

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Calyx_fml 21

Wow. I had no idea. I still haven't had one of my FMLs published though.

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hellbilly205 17

Well you will someday i mean you're only -92 years old!

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manyourlifesucks 0

19 lol noone actually corrected you... They just thumbed you down.

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BunBunBabe 8

22 how could he drive drunk with a Pringles can trapping one hand??

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False_Stupidity 41

Hehe, a Pringles party for Calyx's 1500th comment.

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tjv3 10

Well on the bright side at least he didn't try cutting it of hisself while drunk

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Vert90 11

Well, those Pringle cans are sneaky as ****. Careful for the hand-rapes.

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buck33 14

It happened so fast. I was just reaching in for a chip and... My hand will never be the same... *shiver*

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LightningCactus 12

It's a serious problem, I have been collecting and burning Pringles cans for as long as I can remember, and making sure I leave them with the earth-shattering crunchy snap after I devour their chippy goodness..

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ChickenNuggets22 0

You never know when they are going to get you. I still have the nightmares. -_-

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1221jamw 11

Respect the pouch! Wait..

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Viciousstorms 7

I bet you're proud.

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stevenJB 25

Hey!!! It's almost impossible to not get your hand stuck in a Pringles can...for me anyway. I got big hands.

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4everblackjack 10

Mmmm BBQ *drools*

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stevenJB 25

Yes. Yes, it was :3

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LaughinStock 16

NO 45 we are Americans we like to make our lives complicated!!! :)

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stevenJB 25

I'm NATIVE American so yea I guess that applies even more.

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yaya1213 6

Hey 91 is that ur black ops emblem?

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stevenJB 25

Was for a while. Now it's a woman's figure. :)

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forever_born 6

Well you know what they say about big hands....big feet. ;)

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bluebob13 10

At least he was of legal drinking age

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MrSassypants 32

Yup, as long as your legal all is forgiven.

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Vanilla1Thrilla 0

#7: I was thinking the same thing... And sure, just because he's legal doesn't make the situation all right, but at least he was responsible enough to be of age. We all make mistakes, you live and learn. Getting a hand stuck in a Pringles can while being wasted is by far better than driving while wasted. Be thankful for that!

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MissHayleyJames 7

It doesn't matter if you're of age or not, if you get so drunk you act like an idiot, YTDI. No one should have to deal with a drunken idiot. If my son was in this situation he'd better call a buddy to pick him up because I sure as hell wouldn't.

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Anonymoouse_fml 0

No, at least he didn't try to cut it off himself lol

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kidwiththeface42 7

The fact he made it to the ER while being blind drunk should be an impressive offset though.

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igive 29

well it could have been more than just alcohol....i mean, to cut your hand off? maybe a lil something was in that drink too

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manyourlifesucks 0

Why arent comments automatically deleted when theyre this stupid?

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False_Stupidity 41

87, he went to ER to have the can cut off his hand, not his hand cut off !

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bexz 0

No one said anything about him cutting hand off!!

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irishbohemian 0

If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me...

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irishbohemian 0

If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me...

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blcksocks 19

..you would owe the universe a few dollars?

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4everblackjack 10

Ahh, you might want to keep him AWAY from the booze..

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hellbilly205 17

He is 22 im pretty sure he can make his own choices...granted he got his hand stuck but that is the joy of drunkness getting into lets say "fun" situations

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