By dateless - 21/09/2012 11:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
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Doortje 29

Throw the drink in his face. What a rude prick.

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torbey 23

What a dick, I hope you refused his 'kind offer.'

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Doortje 29

Throw the drink in his face. What a rude prick.

115 7
sens3sfailing 24

Anybody who would judge if they want to be with a person off of a single glance is too superficial to possibly be worth the time. I actually hope you gave him a good time that night and made him like you then when he asks when he can see you again, look him up and down and ask why you would ever want to go out with a shallow prick like him.

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CaptainDoorknob 7

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Sucks for OP that the beholder is a dickwad.

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Feared 9

Appearance isn't everything, but it is important. He could have kept that comment to himself though.

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MDTeddy 13

There is a limit to how ugly you can be so try not to go that far. Have someone try and help you prepare for a date and not to ask someone who would say that you look good even though you don't just to make you feel better.

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Sandman366 6

Drink a lot, get him embarrassed, and make him pay the bill. Order one that you buy yourself and pour it on him just before you leave. If he tries to drive himself home, maybe call him in as a DUI.

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torbey 23

What a dick, I hope you refused his 'kind offer.'

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TurtleSmile 14

Beauty is only a light-switch away. Or at the bottom of the bottle.

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boofgall 16

Maybe it's to ease the tension of just meeting.

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_wraith 15

OP I hope you didn't stick around. Have more self-respect than that, for sure. No one deserves that kind of d-baggery.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

You should've left, you don't need to put up with that dick.

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gc327072 30

Yea really. You know what they say about dicks, they're hard to handle.

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DobGriffen 8

Go post his number on Craigslist under every category you feel suitable.

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IscoreOnU 19

Well better get it over fast than sit through it right? If he's that d baggy at least

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olpally 32

Asshole, assholes everywhere. Sounds like something Quagmire would say, what a dick-duesche.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Why are people still spelling douche like that?

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olpally 32

I didn't think about that, there's no auto-correct for it... Lol. I apologize.

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Boob_fml 6

I did not thumb you down due to misspelling douche, but because 9 out of 10 comments you make contain the words "asshole" and "Quagmire". Ok bye.

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olpally 32

Thank you for putting me down 27... I feel super awesome now. :/ goodbye!

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nonnieluv 9

27- your name is boob, enough said

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Dixbfloppin 11

I kind of like the way he spelled "douche". It sounds exotic.

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pregnantpianist 2

Yay for Quagmire!

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ljord2n 4

Too bad he wasn't blind. Lol Jk, he just can't appreciate a beauty I'm sure, should've just chucked a drink in his face.

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gracehi 31

"Well we might as well get a drink anyway." "Sure." *OP and guy start walking. OP sticks her leg out and trips the douche bag who falls flat on his face.* I hour that's how it went down.

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