Liar!

By busted - 22/09/2012 21:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
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doctorhook86 24

I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?

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Death_Hoe_Inn 10

That means that he'll got blamed for her death and I don't think she'd want that

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CatchMe25 16

#30- if OP was referencing her boyfriend from The Fugitive, which is a Harrison Ford movie, then the boyfriend would be blamed for OP's death. To which 28 is right, OP wouldn't want that.

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doctorhook86 24

25 & 43: Guys, they aren't getting it. Sometimes I think we're too old for this place.

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Merylwen 24

Since her username is "busted", I guess she did.

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doctorhook86 24

I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?

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gc327072 30

Yep. Scruffy looking nerf herders get all the chicks. As I always say FBHN

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Snazzy_Snaz 17

Nothin better than a blaster at your side

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graffitied_love 20

The proof is in the username as stated by a reply to comment 1

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OhDearBetrayal 25

36- OP probably put that name out of sarcasm.

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ironwords 8

I dunno, the president in Air Force one was a badass

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PrettyKookieToo 8

Haha, at least your boyfriend is interesting enough to qualify as a Harrison Ford character.

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LO388 7

Which could be a good thing or a VERY bad thing.

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TheGianaJinx 0

How could anything with Harrison Ford be bad?

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MURIKKA 11

31- You've obviously never seen Mosquito Coast.

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Iniezian 18

Take a look at OP's name. Apparently, her dad was right

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TheGianaJinx 0

I didn't even look at OP's name. This changes my perspective on everything, OP is psycho.

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PrettyKookieToo 8

44 - Oh god, I didn't notice the name... Well, this changes things.

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greenie213 23

You had to have been lying. No one is as awesome as Harrison Ford.

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laden_swallow09 34

Liam Neeson? Clint Eastwood? CHUCK FREAKING NORRIS?? Come ON!

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CheeseTron 15

Your boyfriend must be pretty badass then.

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mbusey 20

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

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Iknowsomestuff 9

He figured you out around the time your boyfriend escaped from the Temple of Doom?

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eternal7 6

Or when she said he'll be picking her up in his Millennium Falcon tonight.

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Mister_Triangle 21

"He would have been here to meet you, but his plane was hijacked by terrorists. Also, he's the president."

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Well, if you made up a boyfriend based off of Harrison Ford...at least you've got good taste, right?

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Epikouros 31

Like Yoda looks your boyfriend?

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StitchnLilo 24

Like yoda your boyfriend looks

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Epikouros 31

Damn, if my D&D guild hears this, they're going to revoke my nerd card.

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