By for fuck sake dad - 02/11/2012 23:50 - Ireland - Limerick
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Funny as hell
Wouldn't be very funny to OP. haha good luck at the next family get together.
I feel like this is a scene from a movie, lol i don't think it's funny for the OP, but It'd be funny cause of the exchange
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Show it anywayYou mean she...., right?
111 - Then why did you think they were British?
119- because of the word 'mum'
Im irish and i don't know whether i find your lack of dinstinction between the irish and the british funny or offensive
Not even northern Ireland is part of Great Britain. GB is one island, Ireland another. Northern Ireland is, however, a part of the United Kingdoms.
Look at OP's username it's obvious there have been other problems.
Ireland is part of Britain ..
Old Man strength always wins.
The people reading this won.
Old Man + Dating Daughter = Shotgun on premises.
It's funny because you think I'm wrong. a 45 year old man will beat a a 18 year old kid 9 times out of 10.
YOU DECIDE!! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY!
54 - Please back-up your claim with evidence, until then you're wrong.
Chuck Norris... ^^^
^Game. Set. Match.
To 54- I think that's a pretty wild claim. It really all depends on each person fighting, I've seen a 16 year old kid beat a 35 yr old and I've also seen someone in there late fifties beat a guy in his early twenties. It just all depends on the person fighting and why they're fighting and also how they skilled they are at fighting. An 18 year old black belt will more than likely beat a 45 year old guy with no fight training whatsoever. So yeah 9 times out of ten very unlikely.
Round 1 - Fight
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54- At my highschool a junior knocked out a girl's father in one punch. Don't believe me? Look it up. www.youtube.com/watch%3fv=ienHKYiwyXw
Don't you mean tekken? Then again, Trekken sounds pretty awesome. Kirk vs Picard. Round 1 - FIGHT!
Ur mom
If I was the boyfriend, I'd have said "touché" and went on with it. Mom jokes aren't even worth fighting over anymore.
56- nice logic there. Everybody is different and some people can take a joke depending on the situation.
Yeah but.....it's Ireland. What do you expect?
Yeah mum jokes aren't worth fighting over when it's with people you know, but when it's a pretty much complete stranger you're meeting for the first time it can be pretty insulting and very rude. So I don't blame the bf for getting into a fight about it, OPs dad was wayyyy out of line.
Were they ever worth fighting over? I always thought they meant nothing all the time. They aren't even insults, just over used cliché
Well you aren't Irish...
For some of us there is a reason why "yo mama" jokes are cause for a fight. Whenever anybody insults my memories of my mother I either make them feel like a total asshole or give them hell.
I don't tolerate any sort of negative comments towards my mother in any way. I would have fought the man too. Major respect for that girls boyfriend.
*Northern Ireland.... Big difference.
173 - Speaking as an Irishman, I'm reasonably confident that Limerick is not in Northern Ireland.
Maturity at it's finest.
People from Limerick don't **** around. When they're not writing poems of course.
Eh, it's better than Hooker Hole, Louisiana. You don't want to know what happens at night there.
*its
What an idiot. Hope the boyfriend won.
Agreed! What a shitty thing to say about anyone's mother. It's crazy the dad was so immature about it.
And by agreeing about the boyfriend winning, I hope he was able to get the dad to chill out. Nothing good every comes out of fist fights.
Your dad is an asshole, I feel bad for your boyfriend. I'd be pissed too
Eh, for all we know the boyfriend could be a complete chump. So don't assume things, you'll make an ass out u and me.
41, her dad should have known better than to be a smartass. He's a fully grown man. The boyfriend was just retaliating to what was said.
Sorry, 21
Your dad's a jerk, but at least he's a really witty jerk.
So your dads like my brother? An asshole... I feel your pain...
This comment was just so irrelevant and unnecessary..
Pot, kettle, black.
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I figured he was just a bit emo/scene/goth/heavy metal or whatever they have evolved into now...or possibly anime fan or a furry?
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Funny as hell
If I was the boyfriend, I'd have said "touché" and went on with it. Mom jokes aren't even worth fighting over anymore.