By cowgirl - 06/11/2012 05:42 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML
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saIty 17

Apparently behaving like an old timey cowboy is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Well, at least old timey cowboys know how to please a woman :D

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HowAreYouToday 34

Well, at least old timey cowboys know how to please a woman :D

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HouseElf 13

Like that one guy from Of Mice and Men with his glove filled with Vaseline. Eww...

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KrazieKleo 13

****! Your comment and picture number 1-.- I thought you were holding a ***** -,-

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sumbum95 15

Oh, you mean Curly!? Lol!

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BAMF223 4

I really like this comment, but don't want to change the number of like from 69...

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rsunshine2020 13

cowboys are hot ;) Start acting like a cowgirl and see how he reacts

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Marrach 7

Many girls don't like them.. Anyways, OP can act like a Jamaican girl until he chooses to change.

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syki 22

And what the **** is wrong with Jamaican girls?

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TaffyMichele 9

Just like some people don't want to live with an old-timey cowboy, others wouldn't want to live with a stereotypical Jamaican girl. I personally don't think I could. I can't stand the accent.

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Werken247 14

A lot of girls wouldn't want a cowboy... after they can only ride for 8 seconds

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crazytwinsmom 25

They're horn dogs that don't last and only think of themselves.

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Kaykay2565 9

Screw it! If he's a hot cowboy go with it! Cowboys can be hot as hell!!:)

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djgoreo 12

86-I think it's clear that he isn't a hot cowboy.

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emeraldisle 30

He's taking the phrase "ride 'em cowboy" to a whole new level.

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desoto96 9

It's a stage, my mom tells me that my dad did the same thing right before I was born. He even started riding bulls at a local place. But after a little while he realized that he is definitely not a cowboy.

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goldensh0wer69 3

I want to find this funny but you carried the joke on for too long.

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gracehi 31

It wasn't a joke. It was a story. -.-

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

54- You make a slice of toast look intelligent. Joke short enough for you?

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goldensh0wer69 3

I'm actually a broadcasting student so you're right on the money with the whole not curing cancer thing.

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gc327072 30

What girl wouldn't want a cowboy? After all, he could ride you like a champ.

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TheDrifter 23

8 seconds and he'll use spurs? Ok, maybe I see why she's upset.

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saIty 17

Apparently behaving like an old timey cowboy is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!

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boofgall 16

Your picture of Timmy's dad fits perfectly with your comment!

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gracehi 31

As is riding the dog like a horse. Luckily, you have your smart phone with an etrade app. :)

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DustyStorm 16

I agree with your profile and your photo.... Plus I'm a huge fan of the show. Just watched sunday's latest show last night, whoa! If you are a shoe girl check on eBay for Iron fist zombie stompers, so awesome I had to have a pair!

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boarderlyne17 8

66 -- Pardon my obvious idiocy, but what in ****'s name are you talking about?

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gc327072 30

103- they're talking about The Walking Dead, as gracehi's picture is of one of the characters (Daryl). But yes, it was phrased rather abruptly.

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Docbee 11

You should of saw the signs, now you're thinking to yourself why you let him practise riding you. Of course he'd be obsessed now if you suddenly stopped after three months :3

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soja_fml 18

Should have* Practice*

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doodlecloud 26

But actually, he was write about 'practise'. PractiCe = noun, practiSE = verb.

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doodlecloud 26

And finally, at myself, *right. Major fail right there, but then I was thinking about him writing it lol...

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Cainicide 5

Don't have a cow over it, I'm sure he's just horsing around.

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LiterOfCola 16

Lasso stupid that you're letting this get in the way of your marriage, OP

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alexhaz64 4

I'd say it's a spur of the moment thing, but of he keeps it up you should give him the boot!

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Ks22 4

Better you know now than after the wedding. Decide if his is a behavior trait you can live with.

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