By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
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BimmerDriver 23

Isn't the feeling of knowing you have more time to sleep one of the best feelings ever though?!?

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yoloswagg54 9

FYL, falling back asleep is impossible for me :(

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yahoowizard 16

Maybe that's when she had to leave for work

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doubleddun 9

I am going to take this comment serious and agree. I love waking up and knowing I have more time to sleep. Sometimes I even put an alarm on two hours before I have to get up.

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lilhellian 26

I hate nazi jokes. Anne Frankly they suck.

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yoloswagg54 9

I do nazi how this is relevant to the FML.

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MrSassypants 33

Indeed they do suck. What? Expected me to say one? I just told you they suck.

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epic13 12

Three K's a day keep the minorities away.

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yoloswagg54 9

FYL, falling back asleep is impossible for me :(

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IscoreOnU 19

Yeah usually when I wake someone up at 5 am to tell them something it's an accident.

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BimmerDriver 23

Isn't the feeling of knowing you have more time to sleep one of the best feelings ever though?!?

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MrConcise 34

No. It's dreadful knowing you have to fall back asleep only to wake up once more.

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BimmerDriver 23

Ah. I always loved waking up to find out I had a few more hours worth of sleep left.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Finding out you have a good while left to sleep in is great. Deliberately being woken up so someone can make that observation to you, on the other hand, is grounds for murder.

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cristy91 33

I wish I had that feeling. I end up staring at my roof for the remaining 15 minutes, waiting for that dreadful alarm to beep. It's like I'm being punished for the bad deeds I'll inevitably do later that day.

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BimmerDriver 23

I'm like the worst morning person ever so it's quite easy for me to fall back asleep after being woken up early :p

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Mossears133 15

I'm gonna look on the brighter side and say she probably woke him up accidentally and tried to cover it up n_n

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Pesticides 19

at least you don't get up and unplug your alarm while sleep walking...

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RpiesSPIES 27

Yes, 52, or maybe she was going to surprise him with morning sex but choked at the last second.

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fboy1588 14

Lol at merry ******* xmas.... Made me laugh

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theworldismad 10

I do that all the time, or I'll turn it off in my sleep, I hate when that happens.

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young_weezy_fml 3

i love waking up and realizing i have more time to sleep

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blondie107 20

You're so not alone!! That's happened to me twice this week!

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groovycrazyjoe 18

I love waking up and realize it's 5:59 and I have to get up at 6:00. I want all my sleep lol

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BronyVasNormandy 12

That'll teach you to forget to turn the alarm off when you leave before her.

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katiesam199 11

#8 Maybe try reading and understanding the FML before commenting

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theworldismad 10

What did you even read out of that?! Try reading the FML, it might help.

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TPH1979 18

#8...I got your sarcasm.

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sikunt89_fml 16

FYL... I leave at 5.30am, my fiance leaves at around 7, sometimes I feel like being really noisy before I leave hahaha so I can see where your girlfriend is coming from.

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DocBastard 38

Why is that funny? It sounds obnoxious and childish to me. When my wife leaves before I do, she makes it a point to be extra quiet to let me sleep. That's called "respect".

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_DudeGuy_ 16

Doc, are you an on-the-call surgeon? If so, when you get called in late at night,do you wake up mrs.bastard to tell her you're leaving?

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sikunt89_fml 16

Jeez... I said I feel like it, not that I do it, I'm not 12.

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DocBastard 38

Sikunt - Then I'm glad you repress those feelings. Dudeguy - My phone ringing usually does a fine job of waking her up.

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Ariet 20

Hahaha, poor guy. But now you know! FYL though :P

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Jaculiferous 17

That happens to me all of the time. Hopefully you were able to fall back asleep right after your girlfriend woke you up.

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kpc2424 13

I totally thought that would end differently...

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