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Same thing different taste
Don't answer
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I hate when that happens. At least when I'm doing it on purpose I can fart a catchy tune.
Wonderful. I'm starting a new band on FML. With your expertise, you could lead the um... wind instrument section.
I'm still trying to figure out how someone can butt dial with their pants down on the toilet :/ lol
Well that stinks
prepare to be downvoted into oblivion
This is the single most over used pun on FML
I thought that was "shitty situation".
Literally.
#11 is probably the first person I've seen use "shitty situation" without getting thumbed downed so hard their phone freezes.
#15 Why does no one in your age-group know the definition of 'literally'?
#58... I think since it was in regards to farting, literally applies...
Better been a damn good fart
You. Are. Sick.
I'd say it was damn good! Lasted four minutes!!! :-$
it's not a pun...
That's embarrassing, but also pretty funny. She might think it's funny too and not make a big deal out of it.
Everyone farts. Hopefully she finds it hilarious
That's a shitty situation.
...Go sit in the corner.
DIE!!!
Actually, do both. That way we don't have to haul your dead body to the corner.
Jesus Christ. Can the mods just put in the Comments Policy to NEVER EVER ******* EVER use this, or any variation of this.
If she saves it you know you're the one op.
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I hate when that happens. At least when I'm doing it on purpose I can fart a catchy tune.
I thought that was "shitty situation".