Now you know

By FuckfaceSteve - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Chester-le-street

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML
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Top comments

heyheyheyyall 14

If she's that much of a bitch, it's a good thing you're not involved

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heyheyheyyall 14

If she's that much of a bitch, it's a good thing you're not involved

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Despereaux 15

We don't know the full story. We tend to side with OP but he could have very easily been harassing her/ not leaving her alone, or just being flat out rude.

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tiptoppc 19

Dick picks can cause this too!

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ELoni_fml 25

Sounds like you could do a lot better!

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nonsensical 26

i was wondering the same thing... either he truly deserved that or she's just a bitch! on to the next one, OP

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kitsy 14

"Ay baby, any nudes?" Surprised she didn't open up to that text, it was very gentlemanly.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Looks like you'd do better to pursue someone else. She doesn't sound suuuper nice.

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Vickeh 15

Honestly, I don't know if this is a FML or YDI... did you do something that could have annoyed her? If not, she's a bitch... not worth your time

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blackonblight 32

Yeah, I have to wonder the content of the text, as well as how he got her number.

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lovepoohbear 19

Don't let the bitches get you down dude

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SMHsohard 22

I think this should tell you once and for all that she doesn't't feel the same about you. Time to move on, she doesn't sound like someone you need to waste any amount of time on. Speaking as a parent, you can do much better.

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Zappaz 32

I think a headbutt is in order here

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