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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

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By braceface - 07/07/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 21:23 - United States - Burlington

Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place like some kind of mucus cannon. FML

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Could go either way, tbh

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 12:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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Hunthas 17

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:28

That's snot what you want at the end of a date :O

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:29

You really blew it.

Comments

Hunthas 17

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:28

That's snot what you want at the end of a date :O

Marshallino 21

Sunday 21 June 2015 21:17

Good one.

Redoxx_fml 22

Sunday 21 June 2015 21:52

You could say it really blew up in his face. Well maybe more here than his...

LastResort318 14

Sunday 21 June 2015 23:58

The pun would have been better if you removed the s from that's.

johobus28 26

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:29

Gotta love allergies

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:29

You really blew it.

daddysgirl243 21

Sunday 21 June 2015 23:38

at least he didn't blow something else

newyorkerkyle 24

Monday 6 July 2015 1:44

I love these types of comments puns are the best !

tsukikuiin 16

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:30

Well thats a snotty situation..

Welshite 39

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:31

Booger off.

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:33

You've got to learn to pick your words carefully or who nose what will happen.

C_Celine_101 19

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:30

Hopefully she was forgiving, just blame it on the air that night...

steftriv 18

Monday 22 June 2015 4:51

Que Phil Collins drum solo!

taifi89 5

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:34

Next time you should take something.

chinaski7628 32

Sunday 21 June 2015 22:39

I have all sorts of allergies-- especially this time of year. Sometimes they sneak up on you and sometimes it's just a random sneeze. I do the best I can to rotate my head and cover my mouth. But sneezes can be sneaky.